𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ

an alternate BATMAN .

[𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ @dyfunctiondroid]

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it's 𝘽𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚 *, Vicky .
Millionaires are 𝙨𝙤
Last Year .
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[𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ @dyfunctiondroid]

­­ ­ ­­ ­­­ 〞the infamous playboy
millionaire has never
been one to --- 〝

[𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ @dyfunctiondroid]

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it's me && my minions (fans) against the world
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[are you here with me? @JLAphoenix]

Uh…. G. Good one! That was great, sir!

[𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ @dyfunctiondroid]

. . .

Alfred ?

[𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ @dyfunctiondroid]

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for Halloween, i will go as An Alpha 😎.

wait.
i already Am 😎 .

Alfred, cue my outro music .
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[𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ @dyfunctiondroid]

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we MUST stop the gotham terror.
i call upon THE BATMAN -&& his- JUSTICE LEAGUE.. to do Everything they Can. . to Stop these
Gotham Killers
. .
th@nk you
now watch this drive .

( a million cameras click while he completely misses a golf ball on his golfclub swing ) ⠀
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[𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ @dyfunctiondroid]

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Arkham looks worse than it is.
people think there's Shit Stains on the walls, but -- those are just clayface's kids.
none of them have seen a cent of their owed child support fund their care .
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[𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ @dyfunctiondroid]

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do you think that guy's gonna listen to my podcast
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[jeremy downs. 🩸 @darklydowns]

damn bitch Dont meet your heroes

[𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ @dyfunctiondroid]

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GILGAMESH. 👹‼️‼️‼️

. . .
&& seven others 😇
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[𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ @dyfunctiondroid]

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i manifest GILGAMESH at 11:41PM !!!?!?!?⁉️⁉️. don't WATCH at 11:41PM ⁉️⁉️????? N O T click bait??? SCARY !!!🙀‼️‼️
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[𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ @dyfunctiondroid]

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shellless snail sleeps on leaf, claims not to be slug
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[jeremy downs. 🩸 @darklydowns]

i’m not homeless i sleep in a bed

[𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ @dyfunctiondroid]

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i manifest GILGAMESH at 11:41PM !!!?!?!?⁉️⁉️. don't WATCH at 11:41PM ⁉️⁉️????? N O T click bait??? SCARY !!!🙀‼️‼️
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[𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ @dyfunctiondroid]

@darklydowns batmeese ?

[𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ @dyfunctiondroid]

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would multiple batmans be called a colony or batmen or batsmans or, in my professional onion, The Alphas 😎 .
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[𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ @dyfunctiondroid]

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even the homeless l*ve me 💜
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[jeremy downs. 🩸 @darklydowns]

@dyfunctiondroid hi batman

[𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ @dyfunctiondroid]

i need to learn how to go to sleep && turn a new leaf in the depression i call a life .

[𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ @dyfunctiondroid]

@DukeOfDuplicity / i now pronounce you gilgamesh && gilgamesh ...

[𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ @dyfunctiondroid]

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i l*ve calling people by the completely incorrect names that make somewhat sense, like, yes, you are gilgamesh now, i've Decided
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[𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ @dyfunctiondroid]

@DukeOfDuplicity / LMFAO ?,,,?????????

[𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ @dyfunctiondroid]

@DukeOfDuplicity / what .

[𝐁ru𝐜e 𝐖a𝐲ne .ᐟ @dyfunctiondroid]

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i would never copy you, gilgamesh, you're my dearest fri*nd
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