Chobani® Oat Milf

madeline/maddie/mad. writer. arguably hispanic.

[Chobani® Oat Milf @dyingmad]

purchased not one nor two but three jars of Boars Head pickle spears for delivery. need a conservatorship.

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

Boobs on the Ground Journalism

[Shane @sbliss89]

New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.

[Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists]

3 days in and this masterpiece is still going strong. This is the content we all have been deprived of due to AI slop, but this creator knows we can all detect real art.

[tradewife @tradewifey]

Load-bearing tweet for me

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder

[Chobani® Oat Milf @dyingmad]

this is true friendship dammit this is love

[soup 🤍 @alorazei]

you can’t even say “get a job” to people anymore because the market is so bad they’ll be like i have applied to 400 jobs over the past six months

[Chobani® Oat Milf @dyingmad]

me and the girls tonight dinking our oup @winedrunkIovers @PeterPanHipster @PassDaDuchelleS @Pastenthetime

[Chobani® Oat Milf @dyingmad]

ok but why does it look like that

[Chobani® Oat Milf @dyingmad]

how long can someone in survival mode survive before they stop surviving asking for science

[Chobani® Oat Milf @dyingmad]

My mom just told me to look in the want ads of a newspaper for a job. In 2026.

[Chobani® Oat Milf @dyingmad]

universe: happy bday have fun buying a new car battery

[Chobani® Oat Milf @dyingmad]

west end girl is fucking bonkers

[Chobani® Oat Milf @dyingmad]

october did not cure me thank you for asking