crosshair’s wife 𖦏

24 | ⟡ always losing my mind ( ✌︎'ω')✌︎ ⟡
never getting over The Bad Batch 💔

[The worm @wormsextape]

When you’re eating salt & vinegar chips and start tasting blood and genuinely enter a flow state

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

cuando finalmente lavas la ropa y todas tus prendas favoritas vuelven a estar disponibles

[💎 @foreeeeeal]

hearing a beloved friend say the words “can i be mean for a sec” is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when you fart so good your stomach ache goes away

[𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙥 🍵 @temp6t]

how 10 year old me saw any non attacking move in pokemon

[♡ guilty as sina?❤️‍🔥 @thisismebiing]

spiderman brand new day highkey unrealistic cause mamdani would’ve never let that happen in his new york

[jo ≽^•⩊•^≼ ☆°•~ 🍓 @iichigosama]

everyone making fun of the thunderbolts is so funny bc yes they are just some guys but they're MY GUYS so tread lightly

[nat! @lewpullman]

i hate being peer pressured

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

I’ve killed 13 aliens in the past month and they all looked exactly like regular human beings

[‡ @almirahhhhhh]

Doctor Doom after the Thunderbolts* hit him with the power of friendship:

[RYAN ★ 3/5 comms @carrawaytism]

streets saying sentry doesn’t show up until the last fucking second and still fails. I’ll kill myself.