Al👽

28 • Spend fiddies, pet kitties, suck tiddies • she/her/they/them • The epitome of Dyke • previously dyke_zero

[Al👽 @dyke_01]

#livinthequeerlife 🤷🏻‍♂️ Living the dyke life, and there's nowhere to go but to a higher dyke tier

[Al👽 @dyke_01]

“It’s just liquid in your guts” -my girlfriend’s mom abt ice cream never being too much

[✰ Nameless @idesofceleste]

all that just to say yes ma'am to a femme

[kaiden💗🫧🌷🦢💌 @kaidenswrld_]

less lesbian discourse and more lesbian intercourse please

[Al👽 @dyke_01]

Telling her she might be autistic while her head’s between my legs

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

This street art in Downtown Los Angeles is fucking brilliant. 🙌🙏💪👏✊️👇

[Sandi Bachom 📹 @sandibachom]

🔥🔥🔥The woman in the pink coat that courageously photographed Alex Pretti’s cold blooded murder. The woman in the polkadot dress who gave the finger to the ICE agents on Canal Street. And Sherlan.

These random heroic acts will reclaim our democracy. Minneapolis will show us

[Al👽 @dyke_01]

@littlepunkppl Smiling Friends

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

it’s their month

[Al👽 @dyke_01]

“So the thing I keep thinking about is…was it worth it for Beverly to be happy for a little bit, even though it ended up sad? Or would it be better if the whole thing would have never happened?”

[kaz @1941crowley]

this DIVA

[Al👽 @dyke_01]

Wait…(as a lesbian) is this not normal???

[Sweet Victoria @Vic001Victoria]

My Bf's s*x drive is uncontrollable and I think he has a serious problem because of how much he needs to have s*x / orga*xm.
When we first started dating, he wanted it every day. I prefer every other day or 2-3 times a week, but it was good s*x so l…….

[🩸𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔰𝔢 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩 🧟‍♂️ @KryptKeeper21]

He's so unserious

[Al👽 @dyke_01]

@spookyswift13 Real 🪽💕

[Al👽 @dyke_01]

“Give me your entire shoe collection and I’ll buy you a dildo.”

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

i love those moments when i realize that i’m handling a situation better than an older version of myself would have been able to. i love conversations with myself when i realize that the self-work has been working. i love realizing that i’ve grown.

[Al👽 @dyke_01]

If all of this was happening 5-6 years ago I would be back to my old self deprecating habits and maybe that’s something to be proud of but that little voice in the back of my head is a little bitter that I don’t have those coping mechanisms to fall back into anymore

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Fall date ideas:
-apple picking
-scary movie marathon
-summoning a demon
-hay rides