chan - ceo of loving my wife

34 year old wife guy

[chan - ceo of loving my wife @dyke_disaster]

They really did that at the midway point of the show and expected anyone to be okay? I’m sending you my therapy bill @paramore 🚨💀

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

Karoline Leavitt went to an expensive private high school, then worked in the White House immediately out of college, then married a billionaire her daddy's age. What kind of spoon is that?

[onion person @CantEverDie]

looks like ICE agents got the day off

[Katherine Krueger @kath_krueger]

metaphor is dead

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Straight people: "Ban LGBTQ flags everywhere, kids are too young to know this"

Also straight people:

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this isn't israel jigsaw, you can't just demand the government to take care of its critics.

[lucy @theamazingphil]

all those years of “omg their whiskers are smudged because they pressed their noses together!!!” and it was not only true but on the internet the whole time is actually crazy

[chan - ceo of loving my wife @dyke_disaster]

@modvrnlove What’s happened honey?

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

Saying black parents are failures while wearing an ankle monitor is crazy work 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Keaton Weiss @thatkeaton]

This guy watches football and eats cheese pizza for a living

[Mark Di Stefano @MarkDiStef]

Very funny

[Praise @tufpraise]

Nothing more Israel than holding Muslims hostage

[I Follow Women @iFollowWomenOnX]

Pride Month 2 has begun.

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

It must kill him to know that if he dropped dead tomorrow his own social media platform would instantly light up with 100,000s of tweets funnier than anything he ever said or did

[chan - ceo of loving my wife @dyke_disaster]

I do love, however, being able to surprise her at her work with pre work smoochie 🤭 you know my ass gotta see my pookie but even when we live together, I defs gonna keep doing the walk to her work with her when I’m able to hehe

[chan - ceo of loving my wife @dyke_disaster]

It sucks now we don’t live together but like when we live together by the end of the year? It’s gonna suck so bad like wdym I won’t get to sleep next to her for a few days in a row lol

[chan - ceo of loving my wife @dyke_disaster]

I don’t mind doing night work but the idea of working opposite shifts to my wife even if I’m able to talk to her via text on shift? Not sitting with me lol I wanna spend every day with her and us doing opposite shifts so many days a week actually sucks ass bro

[Hannah Cox @HannahDCox]

It’s a pretty widely accepted fact that stupid people are happier and less aware of the world around them, so it’s always weird when maga thinks this is a mic drop.

[10 Foil @JenD1974]

Mayim Bialik is afraid she'll be murdered now

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

All these fucking demons can do is rape and rape and rape and rape.