kira 🐶

she lemony on my snicket til there’s a series of unfortunate events

[kira 🐶 @dykeluvbot]

making them my wife :)) ❤︎ @brattearz

[kira 🐶 @dykeluvbot]

i deleted twitter and when my fiancée showed me this tweet i genuinely had to redownload it to tell you how unbelievably layered the racism in this tweet is and coupled with the aave i truly need you to go bald like im very serious i hate you

[babybluegirl🗣️🏁 @melaniesbush]

Every rapper needs a nerdy musical theater ghost writer, because "metal detector" should have rhymed with "respect her" instead of "respect us," but she slid so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ who tf am I

[kira 🐶 @dykeluvbot]

@melaniesbush @KUNTAKUNTY that should have been your final thought before you decided not to tweet it

[kira 🐶 @dykeluvbot]

forgot to take ibuprofen before my cramps started so now im in hell for the next hour

[kira 🐶 @dykeluvbot]

we’re doomed

[emi 🎨📌✦✧ @amaranthdahlia]

finding out identical twins can never be the opposite sex is news to me LMAO

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Happy April's Fools to him.

[kira 🐶 @dykeluvbot]

like do i just delete it and join the nightmare of bluesky or remain here out of sheer spite

[kira 🐶 @dykeluvbot]

this is what this app is now huh

[kira 🐶 @dykeluvbot]

like i don’t think you understand i literally won like i can’t stop winning !!!!!!!

[kira 🐶 @dykeluvbot]

just remembered a beautiful sexy older woman slid into my dms with “hiii you’re gorgeous” a few months ago and now my wife and i get showered with care and adoration and presents whenever our hearts desire

[kira 🐶 @dykeluvbot]

who fucking cares

[φ czarnian juggalo rob zombie φ @shinygirl404]

i had a convo with some younger people a while ago where they squirmed at the idea of getting piercings because it's permanent & can go wrong and instead defended fake piercings. they want to look edgy without the commitment of a real body mod. sad and fake behavior tbh

[h ❀ @AY0DAYA]

hang it in the louvre.

[kira 🐶 @dykeluvbot]

no way i actually received this when i ordered two burrito bowls and they then had the nerve to offer me a bogo coupon as if id want to spend more money on another 🙄 count your days @ChipotleTweets

[kira 🐶 @dykeluvbot]

@bungusworld tysm mootie 🥰

[kira 🐶 @dykeluvbot]

yes n we’re getting married

[kira 🐶 @dykeluvbot]

they deleted but i giggled idk

[kira 🐶 @dykeluvbot]

i keep thinking about this make like she’s fucking taking it oh my god

[hourly rico nasty ☆ @hourlyriconasty]

Rico Nasty attending the Los Angeles Premiere of “The Drama”

[kira 🐶 @dykeluvbot]

i need someone to hold a gun to my head and force me to read the book that i am very interested in and am actively thinking about daily

[kira 🐶 @dykeluvbot]

@brattearz i’m in love with you

[kira 🐶 @dykeluvbot]

i need to find a stud and eat them alive