river

toe sucker

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

I'm smoking the weed that makes you order Doordash

[Tường ☭ 🦋 Mar(x)iah’s sugar sweet side @cautioncarey]

Only trans people should be allowed to play sports.

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

they should raise the age of consent to 20 just to see who get mad

[river @dykonics]

@The_AltCenter @QueenMab87 u may be the dumbest fuck in this comment section

[francis wolf @francis__wolf]

white people don’t say “hobby” anymore. they say “i’m low key autistic and this is my current special interest and hyperfixation”

[VizFint @VFlince]

evil lesbian couple announces global takeover via matching statues

[Dr. Mia Brett @QueenMab87]

Why do men choose PowerPoint & a mediocre salary over being a stay at home dad?

[river @dykonics]

@Grease_Dungeon @parasiticupid @cowboylikezain anyways just another celeb faking being bi knowing u dumb bitches eat it up every time lmfao

[river @dykonics]

@Grease_Dungeon @parasiticupid @cowboylikezain i too can just say random untrue shit

[river @dykonics]

@Grease_Dungeon @parasiticupid @cowboylikezain yeah ik billie i still cant see any bisexuals :(

[𝐼𝑠𝑎𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎 ⋆☽₊˚.𓋹.˚₊☾⋆ @cutesy_kuromiii]

Notice how the only oppressed group that is socially acceptable to say that you hate are children. Notice how people think it’s acceptable to hit children, but not hit adults. Notice how people are so understanding of other people’s hatred of children.

[river @dykonics]

@rr11_rr1 solution if u have a child and name it sarah sound simple to me

[river @dykonics]

@Grease_Dungeon @parasiticupid @cowboylikezain nice ovals now where the bisexual person in the photo?

[river @dykonics]

@Grease_Dungeon @parasiticupid @cowboylikezain nice circles u still didnt show us any bisexuals

[✪Raxor𓄿 @raxoriend]

Im so sick of the "press and hold this image" trend, it got annoying very fast-

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The only thing I don't like about the term "trickle-down stupidity" is that I didn't think of it first

[Barb Vermeir 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 @hotgrippz]

I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes

[cherry ⋆˙⟡ @cherry_roan]

let’s not gloss over this too quickly !!!

[logan ☮🔻⚧ @S0NGT0THESIREN]

everyone cracking jokes about elliot page taking the t that turns you wasian but in reality its just that he's smiling significantly more now 🥲🥲