louie janowski

Brooklyn | Half penny purse of wit

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@FDSportsbook #FanDuelReplay

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@MrBearBets Nice

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Who knew all it took to feel invincible was pushing my testosterone outside of the reference range 👀

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There is a visceral satisfaction to a little kid ogling my car and doing the “rev it!” hand motion out the window to me.

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The coolest way I’ve ever been flirted with was this girl telling me she went to the stupid fucking retard factory and everybody knew me

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I miss @Go_vin_dah

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thanking God for not being born like this

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Big weekend for the ol lady

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Made my therapist visibly cringe this morning. Feels good going into Wednesday with a 1-0 lead

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Discovering heated blankets at 30 feels like the perfect time, but i still wish it happened sooner.

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Adderall and an ibuprofen tackling the hangover i got from drinking 4 margaritas (i am washed)

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Google maps is vicious for suggesting cutting through queensbridge p’s as a valid route for getting to the train lmao

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I hand wired so much shit today

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Oppenheimer was long as fuck but understandable since Christopher Nolan dedicated the first 45 minutes of the movie to Florence Pugh’s tiddies and informing us how much dick ol Oppy was slinging.

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@so_rudez https://t.co/6h7C8VbnEn is the one I’m trying now! I’m about to burn my free trial after tomorrow then imma try another one to see what works best

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I’m dealing with ~10 different clients rn and I’ve been using an AI meeting note taker. Shit is game changing, it transcribes the meetings, provides summaries, action item lists. A life saver for someone with dog shit memory

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@TheGrobinson Oh i agree completely..they’re not constantly working themselves to the bone for scraps and it shows

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My European clients are dope. So nice, so chill, yet they’re all more productive than any US clients.

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@seventhssage Took everything for me not to keep it in a jar with some sticks and leaves 🥲

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Can someone ID this fun little guy that was in my driveway this morning?