Dilan Brar

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If high school chemistry has taught me anything, it's that alcohol is in fact a solution

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Damn Americans really have to write out the formula for Human Transmutation just to measure a cup of sugar

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@Will_Jaksa @ClaOntario @ayafahmy228 @Will_Jaksa and @ClaOntario thank you so much for this amazing opportunity!

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Honestly I love hearing about the songs that have a special meaning to people.

For me that song is the Office Theme Song, cuz when I hear it, to me personally it means I’m not gonna be able to use the TV for the next four fucking hours

[MissTenebrae @noctisismyking]

how to find someone who never played Final Fantasy XV

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@TheNCSmaster @NoponDigi Having him first gets more ppl to buy into a fighter pass. Cloud first means ppl buy the fighter pass in the hype even if the rest of the DLC are snooze. If he’s last, ppl just buy him alone

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2020 is 69% complete.

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@aidanattema Sober me 100% agrees with you but drunk me would fight you on this one

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Huh so that’s what we’re getting in April

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Krakatoa volcano erupts 'spewing plumes of ash several kilometres into the air' https://t.co/pyWC2PWCtr

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@aidanattema This is the high quality market analysis I come to twitter for

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Today in my online lecture we were asked how to find the economies rate of inflation. Apparently “by how much Subway’s $5 Footlong costs” wasn’t the right answer

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@RealSheeloGreen @GregDanayan You should know if you put them in with tinfoil it cleans it twice as fast!

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@aidanattema That’s gonna make for some spicy wedding vows

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Rumour has it that if you listen carefully when you’re out tonight you’ll be able to hear Michael Bublé coming out of hibernation

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@SaeedDiCaprio I dunno I’m more part of the “throw my phone to a random part of my room” gang

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@broekhuyse Gotta stop using products that use up the rainforests rain

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@SaeedDiCaprio Real men stan the rainforest 😩😩

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@broekhuyse It takes me ~3 months to clean my bedrooms
This guy buys a home, sues a billion dollar company and plays in the NBA finals at the same time

Stg next to basketball this guys best skill is time management

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@AidanAttema Measles ✔️
Controlling women ✔️
Just add the Great Depression and we really are back in the 20s

[IGN @IGN]

Here's the reveal trailer for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate’s first DLC character, Joker from Persona 5. #TheGameAwards

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It’s official, this is the darkest timeline

[IGN @IGN]

BREAKING: Stan Lee has died at the age of 95.

https://t.co/jvuEYklg34