Dylan Ewing

[Dylan Ewing @dylan_ewing]

@Silvy_76 @BarstoolBigCat That literally happened. Then the kick was blocked... then it was good. Wow

[Dylan Ewing @dylan_ewing]

@NIFAjudge updates?

[Dylan Ewing @dylan_ewing]

Disappointed I haven't heard a Captain Insaneo reference yet https://t.co/WrAkUyYnTI

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Broncos CB Aqib Talib suspended one game for poking Colts TE Dwayne Allen in eye Sunday. (via ESPN & media reports)

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"I literally can't see a goddamn thing." http://t.co/AFW5zGKgpz

[Dylan Ewing @dylan_ewing]

@jo_christine11 you bet!

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

If you're havin' a bad day, just remember, somebody from your hometown is still tryin' to become a rapper. Merica.

[Optimum Nutrition @Team_Optimum]

Randomly selected RT with U.S. address takes home this ON branded backpack with #ProteinEnergy samples & awesome swag

[Dylan Ewing @dylan_ewing]

@blackass_132 you overachiever you

[Dylan Ewing @dylan_ewing]

Put the phone down next time son @blackass_132

[Dylan Ewing @dylan_ewing]

@ShizzleMcSilv yeah mine say east fiff

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

#TDSBreakingNews Oregon is US's No. 1 moving destination. Settlers even caulking wagons and fording rivers to get there. #YouHaveDysentery

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Best tweet of 2014. Merica.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

First woman on the Moon: "Houston, we have a problem." What? "Never mind" What's the problem? "Nothing" Please tell us? "I'm fine"

[Dylan Ewing @dylan_ewing]

@tifani422 now that is impressive

[Dylan Ewing @dylan_ewing]

@tifani422 how did you take a picture of your phone?

[Dylan Ewing @dylan_ewing]

Well way to go @dpdoughathens nothing like a huge hair in your buffer zone

[Dylan Ewing @dylan_ewing]

Semi-important things about to happen.

[Dylan Ewing @dylan_ewing]

Suprised at how many people are awake in Hotlanta right now.

[Dylan Ewing @dylan_ewing]

@Pullom32 Jon Gruden

[Dylan Ewing @dylan_ewing]

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