dylan

[dylan @dylan_garey]

she hurt herself yesterday but we still went food shopping... :)

[Tyrannus tyrannus 🐦 @ChrisIsHCFest]

It is 2019 and I am eating at Burger King for the first time in at least 22 years. We live in a time where veganism is becoming insanely accessible and y'all are running out of excuses. The Impossible Whopper is unreal.

[dylan @dylan_garey]

My dude is itching and adjusting while onsighting 8c+ ... so crazy!

[dylan @dylan_garey]

Glow ups are real, man. Looking at old videos shows how much of a cringe fest I was... (still am?)

[CHASE @Chase_Sithole]

When my girlfriend makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and pretend she's in jail. It heals me spiritually

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

My son got a FADE and I don't even know him anymore. HE TOOOOOO FRESH.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I just bought an expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken.

There’s no going back now.

[rockstar jazzy 👩🏽‍🎤♏️ @MHBjazzy]

white people: *answers the phone*

their brain:
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
dont say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it

white people:

[dylan @dylan_garey]

@REI closing on Black Friday and while still paying staff for the day is so freakin cool #OptOutside #HappyThanksgiving ⛰⛺️

[REI @REI]

Switch up your Black Friday routine. The shopping, swiping and whatnot can wait!

❤️ this tweet and we’ll send you a reminder to #OptOutside with us on 11/23. It’s almost here!

[itsjustmel @MrM3L0]

When God created my Mom it went a little something like this

[dylan @dylan_garey]

unpopular opinion: not inherently racist ����🏼‍♂️ unless there’s some greater context, y’all pulling a 2018 on me.

[HIM JONG UN @_royalkayy]

this white girl im my class posted this picture on her snapchat

[dylan @dylan_garey]

can we admit porsches are ugly yet

[dylan @dylan_garey]

@ErinHughess

[dylan @dylan_garey]

Can somebody please explain to me how this is anatomically possible

[Footy @Footy]

So, who can work out how to do Dele Alli’s new celebration? 👌↩️

[dylan @dylan_garey]

Never mind, she’s going to her interview at LL Bean😁🏕

[dylan @dylan_garey]

Maureen isn’t answering. Help, I feel lost.

[dylan @dylan_garey]

We leave earlier

[Taylor Nicole Dean @taylorndean]

A hedgehog, screaming at the ground:

[dylan @dylan_garey]

@ErinHughess This is me

[dylan @dylan_garey]

@ErinHughess thanks for getting me into yikes and zoinks now