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[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Maybe if we overpaid teachers and underpaid rappers, there would be smarter kids and less shitty music. Merica.

[Dylan Market @dylan_market]

Obama's prompter must have went out again with the way he started that speech 😂

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Today is the last Friday of 2016. And only 21 more days until the last day of Obama. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Habitual Boiler @HabitualBoiler]

When your team plays for a championship tonight and your rival lost to one of your satellite schools...

[Dylan Market @dylan_market]

@cmmalecki put it in a crock pot then use the stove to heat it 😂

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Votin' for Hillary just because you don't like Trump, is like eatin' a turd just because you don't like broccoli. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Whether you love Trump, or hate him, this is awesome. Merica.

[Dylan Market @dylan_market]

2016 pumpkins https://t.co/gTY0d5xuxY

[Dylan Market @dylan_market]

Finally got Chelsea to give in. Meet Ruger 🐶 https://t.co/qFcuADvgWm

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

They should make a Pokemon gym outside of the unemployment office. That way, some of y’all might catch a Jobisaur or a Careerichu. Merica.

[Dylan Market @dylan_market]

They were right when they said marriage was about compromise.… https://t.co/Hl8prY8Inn

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Before you blame guns for the tragedy in Orlando, think about this: If more people were armed, the psycho would have gotten off fewer shots.

[Dylan Market @dylan_market]

Glad we didn't park there last night https://t.co/13OH7omxOh

[Dylan Market @dylan_market]

Bdubs and God's not Dead 2 with the wife. Perfect date night

[Dylan Market @dylan_market]

@Chelsea_Cates because you use all the milk for cereal for dinner and dessert 😂😘😁🙃

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

It’s Daylight Savins Time. We lose an hour of sleep, but we also lose an hour of Obama. Ain’t a bad trade if you ask me. Merica.

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

Frozen yogurt places should switch over to mashed potato bars in the winter.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

That groundhog says Spring is comin' early. Wish the end of Obama's Presidency would come early instead. Merica.

[Dylan Market @dylan_market]

A little sinus work too https://t.co/3I74XjRRQi