Dylan Rosemann

:-)

[Dylan Rosemann @dylan_rosemann]

chillin like a dylan

[Dylan Rosemann @dylan_rosemann]

having two friends is all fun n games til I’m trying to win an instagram giveaway and there’s nobody else to tag in the comments

[Dylan Rosemann @dylan_rosemann]

I wanna meet my customer service self lmao she so fake

[Dylan Rosemann @dylan_rosemann]

when you burn a candle where does the wax go?????

[Dylan Rosemann @dylan_rosemann]

Never trust a man in flip flops

[Dylan Rosemann @dylan_rosemann]

do you guys actually check out of hotels or just leave??

[Dylan Rosemann @dylan_rosemann]

been listening to a lot of ABBA lately

[Dylan Rosemann @dylan_rosemann]

why don’t planes board back to front?

[Dylan Rosemann @dylan_rosemann]

did anyone else’s parents tell them to never shower during a storm because a lightning strike could come through the shower head and zap you?? and now you’re an adult with common sense and even a bachelors degree but you still can’t be convinced it’s not true????

[Dylan Rosemann @dylan_rosemann]

I am so lucky to have this life of mine

[Dylan Rosemann @dylan_rosemann]

@sza how are u gonna wear a blues jersey in the album cover pic but not even stop by STL on tour????? 💔💔💔💔

[Dylan Rosemann @dylan_rosemann]

I still do not believe that taylor swift fans are real you guys are all bots and I know it

[Dylan Rosemann @dylan_rosemann]

@jessie_g2323 🤫

[Dylan Rosemann @dylan_rosemann]

“Amiright” IS a real word, amiright???

[abby @abbyluschei]

Why can’t billionaires do something useful like get One Direction back together

[James @CaucasianJames]

do u think jesus ever giggled

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Oh you don’t let your dog on the couch maybe you should go to jail

[Dylan Rosemann @dylan_rosemann]

you never see Bruce Willis and Batman in the same room

[Dylan Rosemann @dylan_rosemann]

Mac Miller’s entire Circles album AMIRIGHT

[Dylan Rosemann @dylan_rosemann]

learning how to speed stack cups in elementary school made me into the person I am today

[Dylan Rosemann @dylan_rosemann]

Do you ever sit and think about your siblings growing up and your grandparents getting older and everyone’s lives are changing and naturally moving farther apart with age and then you just cry and cry and cry