Dylan Smitson

I love Jesus.

[Dylan Smitson @dylan_smitson]

handwrite your girlfriend a letter for christmas

[Dylan Smitson @dylan_smitson]

@bulltrades24 $XRP

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Even though I think a less divisive candidate would be better in 2024, I still think Trump should be restored to Twitter

[Mercedes Schlapp @mercedesschlapp]

Bill Gates is buying up the majority of American farmland and BlackRock is buying the majority of single family houses but I'm supposed to believe the biggest threat to us is Elon Musk buying Twitter?

[Dylan Smitson @dylan_smitson]

So bacteria is life on Mars, but heartbeat isn’t life on earth?

[Dylan Smitson @dylan_smitson]

there ain’t a left or a right side up in heaven...

[audrey todd @audreytoddd]

i know God is real for thousands of reasons. but i KNOW He is real because there are people that fear Him, people who know His power and want it. i know He is real because the worst people in the world that i would say are too far gone, God wants them.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

IF YOU CAN PROTEST IN PERSON, YOU CAN VOTE IN PERSON!

[Chip Smitson @csmitson]

Time’s Person of the Year 2020?

[Dylan Smitson @dylan_smitson]

Bologna is just hotdog pancakes🤯

[Dylan Smitson @dylan_smitson]

Can we unplug 2020 wait ten seconds, and then plug it back in?

[Dylan Smitson @dylan_smitson]

I hate when people ask me what i’ll be doing tomorrow, come on guys I don’t have 2020 vision...

[Dylan Smitson @dylan_smitson]

Update a year later... I’ve converted.

[Dylan Smitson @dylan_smitson]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Hot chocolate is better than coffee

[Dylan Smitson @dylan_smitson]

why chick-fil-a’s always next to home depot’s?

[Dylan Smitson @dylan_smitson]

Anybody else remember watching AFV every sunday night, sitting around eating popcorn with your family?

[Dylan Smitson @dylan_smitson]

Has anyone actually heard anybody bashing Kanye for his album?? because i haven’t...

[Dylan Smitson @dylan_smitson]

do anybody else’s iphone apps randomly move around like once a week? or is it just me??

[Dylan Smitson @dylan_smitson]

my week has been made...
i threw the woah up to someone in the car today, and they hit it while driving... we lit 🔥

[Dylan Smitson @dylan_smitson]

@Beau__Bonin “aye God, lemme see that bellybutton.”

[Dylan Smitson @dylan_smitson]

Did Adam & Eve have bellybuttons??