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Fuck an introduction, bitch you already know.

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"Where you from?"

"St. Louis, MO"

"Which part?"

"Florissant"

"Is that by -"

"Ferguson, yes"

"Omg so you were like by the riots"

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I cannot get over how good this thing looks.

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“Damn, they blowing Cancun’s out there…..wait, what’s that word? Cannons?” -Alyssa 2026

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Tell me why I shouldn’t ball out and get 10 row wheel lights & a 30 piece set of rock lights for my truck.

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@horsepower

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So much has changed in our life from buying the silver truck to upgrading to the black truck. 6 years, 150k miles, and so many dumb memories that hoopty gave us. This truck really does show the start of a brand new chapter in life.

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This thing fucks.

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@horsepower Ran a set of these on my camry for a little while. Kinda banged

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I have no one to talk to about this who understands what it means. I’m shook.

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@horsepower Saw it tonight with the wife! She’s not big into action movies like this but overall enjoyed it, personally having some insider knowledge on F1 already I also really enjoyed it. I’ve seen a ton of comments saying “it was like Top Gun but F1” and I agree. It was sick.

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They slept. I worked.

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New wheels go BRRRRRRRRR

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Both my personal truck and my work truck has had broken AC for the last month. Got them both fixed last week and I feel like I’m in a whole new world.

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@picklesmcghee Don’t. It’s well deserved.

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When it rains it fucking pours.

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Casually swiping the card for $500 on a Saturday really makes me feel like we made it.

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@picklesmcghee Damn that’s a big ass kid

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pokemon battles are so unrealistic because if somebody elses pet hurt my pet i would immediately blow its head off with a gun

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I need someone to convince me why selling my truck for a brand new truck is a dumb idea.

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Grind time is working 14 hour days, 6 days a week while you are sick. All because vacation is 19 days away.

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Who do I have to pay to never sneeze again? Send me that connection please.