Dylan Allen

Software engineer @Google. Seem kinda cool until you get to know me. I don't come here often.

[Dylan Allen @dylanallen]

Ordering a latte in California

Me: Iced latte please.
Barista: What kind of milk?
Me: Whole milk.
Barista: [incredulous] WHOLE MILK??!!!
Me: [ashamed] ...yes.

[Dylan Allen @dylanallen]

@kevinmnye1 https://t.co/HVZkoDSygS might give you some leverage on that if you don't want to use ad blockers.

[Dylan Allen @dylanallen]

To be fair, I did kill our guest room by making it my WFH office. But we probably have COVID to blame for that.

[Ashley Clements @TheAshleyClem]

Oh look, millennials killed another thing by “not being able to afford it in this economy.” Haha, quirky millennials!

[Carlos A. Rodríguez @CarlosHappyNPO]

We are @thehappygivers - We rebuild houses, empower the vulnerable, create support systems for the elderly, and serve hundreds of meals weekly.

But here we are again. The flooding of Hurricane Fiona has been devastating. So we need your support: https://t.co/lln4SXfUEm

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

A modern version of Jesus Christ’s powerful words in Matthew 25.

[Dylan Allen @dylanallen]

Oh no.

[sydney @custardloaf]

new psychopath scale just dropped

[Dylan Allen @dylanallen]

@bryanmccarty 7 billion people have legs.

86.5% of them don’t know how to use them right.

Here are 234 tips on how to walk and kick things 👇

[Dylan Allen @dylanallen]

Bout to walk into a Walgreens, ask for vaccines and just tell them to give me one of everything.

[Madison Muller @g0ingmad]

NEW: New York State Health Department is urging all New Yorkers, including kids, to get vaccinated against polio right away if they have not been already.

Following the case in Rockland County, polio virus was found in wastewater samples from early June, health dpt says.

[Dylan Allen @dylanallen]

Spoiler alert: nobody ever wanted to work.

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

🧵

[Dylan Allen @dylanallen]

@modus_pwnens Wow, that’s cool! How is your ‘37 Hudson these days?

[Dylan Allen @dylanallen]

Me. I needed to hear this. Before I planted zucchini in my garden. Now it is taking over.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Just watch this video. Just watch.

[Dylan Allen @dylanallen]

Something I have been working on for the past few months. Really excited to see this released!

[Moov Financial @moov]

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See how they work.👇
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[Dylan Allen @dylanallen]

Today is the day we all find out about Google Spaces. #slackisdown

[Dylan Allen @dylanallen]

“I read a book about it… I *listened* to a book about it… I listened to *most of* a book about it.” -me just now

[Dylan Allen @dylanallen]

I finally had a good excuse to try @vite_js and I am SOLD. Great framework.

[Dylan Allen @dylanallen]

Same

[Jem Young @JemYoung]

To all the people asking how I'm feeling after almost 6 months of being an engineering manager

https://t.co/hv5gm5dBIi

[Dylan Allen @dylanallen]

@brookeleblanc @heyneighbor @cokiehasiotis Thanks Brooke!

[Dylan Allen @dylanallen]

I need a recommendation for best books on blockchain. Paging @heyneighbor and @cokiehasiotis

[Dylan Allen @dylanallen]

@wadearnold @heyneighbor @cokiehasiotis Thanks, sounds like a good place to start

[Dylan Allen @dylanallen]

@heyneighbor @cokiehasiotis Thanks! Added to the wish list.