Dylan Anderson

⚡️Sparky⚡️

[Dylan Anderson @dylananderson08]

@GovMurphy @NJ211 How did anyone ever survive the heat before you or twitter! It’s a miracle

[Dylan Anderson @dylananderson08]

@GovMurphy Why are you still tweeting these updates? Why don’t you go do something positive for this state for once

[Dylan Anderson @dylananderson08]

It’s not cheating if it’s Bigfoot

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My mustache is saying it’s gonna be the summer of ‘69

[Dylan Anderson @dylananderson08]

Imagine thinking you can roller skate in a buffalo heard

[Dylan Anderson @dylananderson08]

@mcintyre_aj Take your tear gas and put your helmet on

[Dylan Anderson @dylananderson08]

Everybody wanna ride the jet ski but nobody wanna buy the jet ski

[Dylan Anderson @dylananderson08]

Leslie chow singing hurt by Johnny cash> all other music covers

[Dylan Anderson @dylananderson08]

It’s crazy that it takes a pandemic, nationwide outrage and a wicked wind storm for me to be able to sit on my porch and hear absolutely nothing but crickets

[Dylan Anderson @dylananderson08]

I need a road trip

[Dylan Anderson @dylananderson08]

@_giovannipaolo @realDonaldTrump I don’t wanna hear that shit. Me as well as 100s of thousands of other Americans have been going outside and working everyday, people are shopping everyday in stores touching the same damn keypad at checkout and touching grocery items that I promise you have not been sanitized

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@GovMurphy Hands down the worst governor this state has ever seen. For more reasons than one. Anyone I ask cannot name a single good thing you have done for the citizens of the garden state

[Dylan Anderson @dylananderson08]

Some of you are complaining about your favorite show ending after 6 seasons but I’ve been waiting 17 years for Holes 2 to come out

[Dylan Anderson @dylananderson08]

@adam_rapp33 Woa ho he on x games mode

[Dylan Anderson @dylananderson08]

If you poke a hole in your mask for a cigarette you probably wash your hands without soap

[Dylan Anderson @dylananderson08]

Fuck Coronavirus for not letting me hug my grandma

[Dylan Anderson @dylananderson08]

A culdesac is just a holler that went to private school

[Dylan Anderson @dylananderson08]

Thank you @GovMurphy for shutting down parks. Now every back road is a walking path

[Dylan Anderson @dylananderson08]

I said it once and I’ll say it again. Wtf is the world rn