dylan_hansPhD

Day 0 no soda.

I don't have a PhD

He/Him

[dylan_hansPhD @dylananthonyhan]

Repeat after me: I can do all things through pumpkin spice

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

tort law exam ass case

[Mike Nelson @mikenelson586]

LEGO stores when those new tariffs on Danish goods hit

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Zohran is luring the NYPD into the tunnels beneath the city to trap them like Bane when he becomes mayor at midnight

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I’ve perfected my targeted instagram ads

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

LeBron could never

[dylan_hansPhD @dylananthonyhan]

@austinh___ @user84829272 Were sending you to the island first, pal

[Big Serge @witte_sergei]

What did you think Toyotathon meant? Vibes? Essays?

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

[doomer @uncledoomer]

me and the boys leaving toyotathon https://t.co/Lw5aq2MUSv

[Mehrdaad @iranianwario]

*reaches behind the ear of a child and pulls out an ID that says she's 18*

[So Zased 🇺🇸🦅 @SoZased]

BREAKING: 18 US MARINES HAVE TAKEN DOZENS OF PROTESTORS TO DETAINMENT CENTER CALLED "RAM RANCH"

[brandon* @brndxix]

i’d rather go to heII than a jelly roll concert

[99% Johnny Graz @jvgraz]

Aren't Mexicans just defending their ancestral homeland?

After all, Huitzilopochtli promised them that land 3500 years ago.

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

his name is noah, last name schnapp, please arrest him and get him off the streets, he’s armed and dangerous!

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

👮1 guy pins down 3 cops

🇺🇸A local political activist is trying to express his viewpoint and disagreement with Trump’s immigration policy.

[Mr. Chedda @RevelryinFilth]

@senvoler2003 @WithLabor Californian Archaeologists are finding ancient Californian artifacts that date back to 1540, they have a historical and religious claim to Oregon.

[giantenemycrab @John84421387]

@WithLabor Los Angeles was promised to the cops 3000 years ago

[dylan_hansPhD @dylananthonyhan]

@crumbogringus @not_comical2203 @JonaldBarley This you???

[dylan_hansPhD @dylananthonyhan]

@TheMikeOldfield Alleged Christians shoot up mosques and schools in America wtf is he on about 😭😭😭

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Computer stop pretending to be my girlfriend for a sec: What is the oil capacity of a 2003 Honda Accord. Ok resume being my girlfriend