Dy-lon the Cylon

“If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”

[New Jersey @NJGov]

the best things about new york are from new jersey

[Dy-lon the Cylon @dylanbattard]

This whole sport can eat my butt

[Dy-lon the Cylon @dylanbattard]

@trev_jordan @cjski80 cannonball is dead? I guess there is always the Gumball Rally
https://t.co/OFYKordd4n

[Greg Ehrenberg @gehrenbergdfs]

RIP to the legend Dikembe Mutombo. This is the greatest story ever told about what he used to do when he went out partying.

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

Bring back the Expos and save the A’s

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“September is an Omen”

[Dy-lon the Cylon @dylanbattard]

What could go wrong?

[Dy-lon the Cylon @dylanbattard]

@trev_jordan @cjski80 I signed up for a corporate 5k and started training this week. I've always hated running. The last 5k I did was at UCF with Big Kat and Bob Sex. This whole sport can eat my ass.
Will persevere.

[Defector @DefectorMedia]

Dimwitted right-wing influencers accused of being unwitting Russian assets: https://t.co/yuGmFpFAMk

[Four Finger Discount @fourfingerpod]

We can now stop with the Olympic breakdance memes. Nothing will top this Simpsons masterpiece.

[Dy-lon the Cylon @dylanbattard]

Second verse, same as the first.
https://t.co/BR5eRhHxRp

[Dy-lon the Cylon @dylanbattard]

@nerditry Ray Charles' version or riot
https://t.co/SmX4nM0qtO

[Leagues Cup @LeaguesCup]

JUAN. FRANCISCO. BRUNETTA. 🐯

#LeaguesCup2024

[Dy-lon the Cylon @dylanbattard]

¡Vamos Tigres!

[Drea Pappageorgas @49ersDrea]

General Lebron James crossing the Delaware

[D A / Z E @dazetx]

Houston is going thru it - so free show at @cactus_music 7/20 @ 3pm 🌀
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Cassette release /// support local yall

[Dy-lon the Cylon @dylanbattard]

@TychoBrahe Book 1 was practically a ritual for our daughter complete with recital. I hope those days form core memories for her, I know they have for me.

[JSR_ @JSR2gamers]

I am so proud of this dog, man. This is the greatest moment of both of our lives. What a doggo.

[Cactus Music🌵🎶 @cactus_music]

Kinky was always friendly with us, and we always enjoyed hosting him on our stage. Pictures are from his in-store back in 2015. He shared his whiskey with the staff before the “show.” Rest well, sir. They don't make em like you anymore 🖤 @TexasTribune 👉 https://t.co/zmydRHRl5O