Dylan Maxwell Blau

🐺 Dog Trainer / Social Media Sales Strategy Expert 📲 Featured in Forbes, ABC, FOX, Yahoo & More!

[Dylan Maxwell Blau @dylanblau]

@patrickbetdavid It’s the best Black Friday sale we will see this year! Buy buy buy!!!

[Dylan Maxwell Blau @dylanblau]

The Odyssey will have amazing action, terrible audio, awful dialogue and a very simple story to follow. I predict it will have less than a 70% rotten tomato & audience reviews 50% or less.This might be Christopher Nolan’s last big movie. 100% his worst movie ever. #theodyssey

[Fox News @FoxNews]

NOW: President Trump gets a laugh as he hosts King Charles at the White House.

"I want to congratulate Charles on having made a fantastic speech today at Congress."

"He got the Democrats to stand, I've never been able to do that."

[Jacob King @JacobKinge]

BREAKING: The Bitcoin conference saw a record low turnout this year, with only a few dozen attendees.

Several speakers also didn’t show, and the event ended 4 hours early.

[SETH WEATHERS @sethweathers]

I enhanced the security footage from last nights assassination attempt using AI.

The footage was extremely low quality and it seems AI made up some things to fill in the gaps, but gives a better view of what took place.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

BREAKING: President Trump has shared footage of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooting and a photo of the suspect.

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

Right before Trump is rushed off stage… a man holds up a card 👀

One second later, Melania reacts with an expression of horror on her face 😳

He is a “mentalist” named Oz Pearlman who was performing.

I believe we just witnessed something much darker than we want to realize…

[Dylan Maxwell Blau @dylanblau]

This is America…

[Dylan Maxwell Blau @dylanblau]

@NotEzzAI @GoingParabolic I just got here, waiting to hop in, letting the convo evolve naturally. But I feel ya.

[Dylan Maxwell Blau @dylanblau]

@NotEzzAI Grant, I gotta complaint about all this money I’ve made and all this attention I’m getting!

[Dylan Maxwell Blau @dylanblau]

With the progression of AI and the capabilities it has, I am almost convinced the smart move is to delete everything I’ve ever posted on the internet.

A social media exodus is about to happen in the next 3 years.

If I disappear you know why.

[Dylan Maxwell Blau @dylanblau]

The Internet is divided into 3 categories. People who make original content, people who use other people's content to make their own content & then people who comment on content.

Top Tier is the best
Second Tier is desperate
Third Tier is pathetic

#socialmedia

[Dylan Maxwell Blau @dylanblau]

If we can’t drink tapwater and glass and plastic bottles of water are contaminated with micro plastics, does that mean there is no water in the USA that are safe to drink? How is this not a major news story!
#water #microplastics #springwater #usa

[Dylan Maxwell Blau @dylanblau]

There’s a corrective rebalancing happening in America right now. The extreme left and right are both getting back to normal. Will be become United again? #IranWar‌ #Trump

[Dylan Maxwell Blau @dylanblau]

Missing woman feared dead after reported shark attack https://t.co/oqcY5Hg2Ry

[Dylan Maxwell Blau @dylanblau]

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[Dylan Maxwell Blau @dylanblau]

Speaking with Nick Bradley and Traci Reynolds https://t.co/oL6FkYelgi

[Dylan Maxwell Blau @dylanblau]

Speaking with saf simone, Saman Ebtehaj, ⁨ᡣ𐭩 Sheri⁩, AMIR ARDALAN SA, and SHAAM NURAANI https://t.co/7aXNASdrhM

[Dylan Maxwell Blau @dylanblau]

What did you think of this interview?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

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