Dylan Freston 

DSU + U of U Alum, et cetera. Dolor brevis, glōria aeterna. I love Tom Brady l. Best joke ever ⬇️

[Dylan Freston  @DylanFreston]

“Dad, what was it like watching Tom Brady play?”

[Callum @AkkadSecretary]

Watching boomer housing in Florida lose $130k

[Dylan Freston  @DylanFreston]

@MeninistTweet It’s funny Brees wound up on a team with a similar uniform, at least to the one pictured

[Ian Zelbo @ianzelbo]

How is Roku still in business

I’m buying my gf an Apple TV I can’t take this anymore

[Scyldings @ScyldingsDotCom]

This time, our interview series for The Witan 2026 features @HarryLotusEater! Join us in August to see him live!

[Dylan Freston  @DylanFreston]

@eigensash I feel like the deliberately didn’t say his surname

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

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[Dylan Freston  @DylanFreston]

@carolinerenard_ In the Iliad he kills a ton of people and the only reason he stops is because one of the gods decides it’s enough, iirc

[Dylan Freston  @DylanFreston]

@welovesweetboy_ @TheAmericaMan1 He is in the story, and Telemachus mentioning it is a way to allude to that, I’m sure.

[Mike Bartner @MikeBartner]

October 3, 2025.

[Bruno Carvalho @ligadoemserie]

Sinopse de A Odisseia:

"Jason Bourne perdeu-se no mar por anos. Sua esposa, Mulher-Gato, encontra-se desolada e está sendo cobiçada pelo Batman. O filho de Bourne, Homem-Aranha, foi procurar o pai com a ajuda do Justiceiro".

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DandyGeorgism]

1995: oh cool you can buy books online now

2026: the company that owns Whole Foods and Lord of the Rings is experiencing setbacks with its space program

[Callum @AkkadSecretary]

In the US

Coke Zero is for thins
Diet Coke is for fats

Just an observation of the drinkers

[Dylan Freston  @DylanFreston]

@Howlingmutant0 @doc_gero It’s not Helen

[Basic Apple Guy @BasicAppleGuy]

@app_settings I wish you didn't post this

[Tolkien World @TolkienWorldG]

The disrespect

[MacRumors.com @MacRumors]

LEGO Considering Bondi Blue iMac G3 Set https://t.co/4I24b9JMeV

[jellyman @jellymanguy]

@chriscfore Low GPA students who say “why don’t they teach us useful things like how to do taxes, change a tire, get a mortgage, life skills etc.” wouldn’t have paid attention in those classes if they offered them (also, most of the information would be obsolete by the time they graduated)

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) @FICMBondTrader]

Teachers actually make $60-80 per hour, they just barely work any hours.