Dylan Hankey

*the artist formerly known as* Chicago Dude; House Musician at @eyespub every now and then

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

The Silver Dollar bar poured its last pitchers of beer just weeks before the head of the company that led a relentless, multi-decade campaign to buy and demolish the bar announced his intention to run for U.S. Senate.

Story: https://t.co/7WNnIYTJzx

[Dylan Hankey @DylanHankey]

@j_nap9 Rip

[Dylan Hankey @DylanHankey]

@j_nap9 This marks #2 in my lifetime... after Redwall

[Dylan Hankey @DylanHankey]

Long time customer, new name doesn't bother me... new app is literally brutal (laggy, endless buffering). Can you fix it?
No issues with your competitors... love your content, hate how you deliver

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

New underwear, new you. #TheOtherTwo

[Dylan Hankey @DylanHankey]

@j_nap9 It's alive!!!

[Dylan Hankey @DylanHankey]

@Eric_Erins Music/Art venue... or a paintball range

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

Never forget: The only Thanksgiving halftime show that ever mattered.

[Dylan Hankey @DylanHankey]

@elonmusk Fuck you

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

This Thanksgiving remember the cranberry sauce, but forget the Marijuana.

[Dylan Hankey @DylanHankey]

@chicagobars Lived 2 doors down in an also demolished gem.
Took my first malort shot there... bartender suggested chasing it with a dash of A1 sauce, though it was unavailable.
RIP RIPtide

[Dylan Hankey @DylanHankey]

Just posted a photo @ Irish Eyes https://t.co/FS2sq9hT2t

[Dylan Hankey @DylanHankey]

@danielselbywade Are you telling me my whole life is a lie?

[Irish Eyes @EyesPub]

Happy Friday everybody!
Open until 2am tonight and live music with @dylanhankey starting at 9:30!
See you down here! @ Irish Eyes https://t.co/rEdeP7t3Cx

[Dylan Hankey @DylanHankey]

@kpowell720 Super Bowl Bears?

[Dylan Hankey @DylanHankey]

@kpowell720 Oh right - I always forget that. You're so strong

[Dylan Hankey @DylanHankey]

@Bears__Nation Mears 21 - Bears 4,682

[Dylan Hankey @DylanHankey]

Of course, I do still answer them

[Dylan Hankey @DylanHankey]

This is how I answer calls about my extended warranty

[Irish Eyes @EyesPub]

Happy Friday! Open until 2am tonight with some spooky tunes starting at 9:30 with @dylanhankey come down and party with us! @ Irish Eyes https://t.co/UVCxwBj6vG

[Dylan Hankey @DylanHankey]

@LaurenRobertz @EyesPub For you @LaurenRobertz - sure...