Dylan Hesson

Just a mountain man stuck on flat land

[Dylan Hesson @dylanhesson]

@NASCAR @NASCARONFOX @Michaelwaltrip @jeffgordon Can us Nascar fans get a Crank It Up!!! #NASCAR

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@Kimmel331 You sly dirty dawg

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*Brother asks for help on a math problem* I go into full blown nerd status trying to figure out an algebra problem rather that having Mr. Niekamp school me when I'm not even in school anymore #alumni

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I'm comming for ya Alaska - September 2019 #CaribouHunting #SalmonFishing #NorthernLights #FloatPlane #DropCamp

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Getting a big group together and going skiing at mad river new years weekend.. lemme know if interested

[Dylan Hesson @dylanhesson]

Most relatable quote of my entire life: "God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy" - old man sitting next to Billy Currington at the bar

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Saw a kid outrun 2 chubby cops in Union City, but when he turned the corner he was stopped by a group of state workers on break #ImagineThat

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@Chalmer73 @JennieFinch She is a married mother of 3.. but i like your style

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ISO a single woman who is very good at softball. Must be willing to get married before next year's alumni tourny. DM me if interested #2014

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@kristinshimp Can't reveal it until tomorrow

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For the 1st time since high school, I wrote a poem in loving memory of our ship, our home, our camper, the drunken sailer #BurningItTomorrow

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@bayhess @TylerDrees12 @JacobSchlater2 @mgigandet14 @MichaelSMarshal @Davidson_2014 @LangenkampCraig @hannahheitbrink @Kimmel331

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Lost my phone at Country Concert...and this happened 😂

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@Kimmel331 you sir are a genius! #valentinesday2017

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@VaIentlnesCards @GigandetKyle

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Thoughts while scrolling through twitter:
Dont care
Theyre depressed
That wasn't funny
Lol favorite that one
Wtf?
Alright be productive

[Dylan Hesson @dylanhesson]

Alright, I want a parrot https://t.co/fxavqvCfA8

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Holding down shift + 4 while checking your online bank account is not the cheat to increase money #ZooTycoon

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3 days into 2017 and the news reports you can now legally run red lights #SOS #NewTrafficLaw #MAGA

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Shreddin' the gnar @SkiMadRiver Friday night. Whether u pizza, hot dog, or taco you'll be sure 2 have a knarly time cruisin' the pow #lingo