Dylan

Somewhat Asian Male

[Dylan @dylanisadrummer]

I am seriously debating paying for sex...

[Dylan @dylanisadrummer]

I wiped my ass with clorox wipes the other day and now I have a rash.

[Dylan @dylanisadrummer]

@timofeycoz Easier to ask forgiveness than permission

[Dylan @dylanisadrummer]

@NStoolfire Congrats Nicole! I’m happy for you 😁

[Dylan @dylanisadrummer]

@kimannmr Yes

[Dylan @dylanisadrummer]

I love my girlfriend 🥰

[Dylan @dylanisadrummer]

@pokimanelol Pokimane if you love me you will give me the car 🥺 #PokiCar #sweepstakes

[Dylan @dylanisadrummer]

A foot fetish is a good measurement of overall strength in the gym.

[Dylan @dylanisadrummer]

When you shit do you put your weight on your toes or your heels?

[Dylan @dylanisadrummer]

Question for all the gamers… Do we like windows 11?

[Dylan @dylanisadrummer]

@kimannmr Your boy is down bad 😢 It's time for a lifestyle change

[Dylan @dylanisadrummer]

I think gay dudes would probably have sex with me.

[Dylan @dylanisadrummer]

@benwilsxn Donating blood is only profitable so they can clone us in the future.

[Dylan @dylanisadrummer]

All a woman wants in a man is striated glutes

[Dylan @dylanisadrummer]

Imagine how much better the world would be if Thomas Edison didn’t invent pedophilia.

[Dylan @dylanisadrummer]

@DishClan U don’t even watch Dragon Ball.

[Dylan @dylanisadrummer]

@DishClan Nice

[Dylan @dylanisadrummer]

Was anyone else given watered down juice as a kid so now as an adult normal juice taste too sweet? Yea me neither…

[Dylan @dylanisadrummer]

I think I’m gay

[Dylan @dylanisadrummer]

@saltedcashewss Are you ok? :(

[Dylan @dylanisadrummer]

@benwilsxn @upbeatxadam I have 100% had made worst tweets