d-nasty

4’11” / batshit insane

[d-nasty @dylanistiny]

What we doin for tension headaches guys?

[d-nasty @dylanistiny]

No that’s Freddy fazbear

[shane @notshaneolson]

why does this side by side kinda look like the lorax

[sarah @sarahradz_]

You don't need grad school or Europe or yoga or microdosing, you need this

[d-nasty @dylanistiny]

Do a vape twirl

[d-nasty @dylanistiny]

no one wants to play fortnite 💔

[d-nasty @dylanistiny]

The time between the plane landing and being at home is what I imagine hell is like

[Circe @vocalcry]

Finally caved and bought an Oura ring and it feels like having a Tamagotchi except I’m the Tamagotchi

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

just got hospitalized for my spongebob addiction they put me in the squid ward

[d-nasty @dylanistiny]

No fucking way

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

9 more solo records. F-1 Trillion: Long Bed out now :) https://t.co/mYNy6BV1Jd

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

You do not need SSRIs. You do not need psychotherapy that is advertised on podcasts. What you need to do is drink 700mg of caffeine and eat 2 pounds of watermelon every day and you will be spiritually healed

[d-nasty @dylanistiny]

I’m getting a pedicure and they’re using a hitachi magic wand to massage my calves. This place crazy for that one

[d-nasty @dylanistiny]

Glad the vet staff love my dogs because I’m a helicopter parent

[d-nasty @dylanistiny]

The only thing keeping me from having a complete mental breakdown is knowing I’m 9 days away from vacation and 42 days from another vacation and 129 days from another vacation and 149 days from another vacation

[d-nasty @dylanistiny]

If the FNAF collab isn’t with Fortnite……

[gal kilmer @beepupkin]

waiting out the geography and sports categories at trivia night before locking in for arts and entertainment

[Mr.Sister @Yaepimpin]

Had a dream I was working, ngl they gone have to put that on my check

[d-nasty @dylanistiny]

Now that I can cry again I’m rewatching This Is Us and wowwwww this shit hits

[d-nasty @dylanistiny]

When they got a marine wildlife documentary on at the bodybuilding gym 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥😤

[d-nasty @dylanistiny]

@sierraplz Me fr

[d-nasty @dylanistiny]

I fucking love Caesar salad