Dylan Shaw

My calves are genetic and unattainable. “Be ruthless to systems. Be kind to people.” - Michael Brooks

[Dylan Shaw @dylanj_shaw]

.@Delta Hey thanks for the free hotel and food vouchers! The links to redeem them were broken and everything! Elite stuff. No notes.

[Dylan Shaw @dylanj_shaw]

@ASGIndex Because Eli is the fastest guy on the team. Really couldn’t have gone wrong either way. Just a really stupid blunder on Eli’s part.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

ACUÑA HOMER ON THE FIRST PITCH HE SEES! 😱🤯

(via @MLB)

[Dylan Shaw @dylanj_shaw]

@ASGIndex He literally would’ve had the save

[Auburn Basketball @AuburnMBB]

YOUR AUBURN TIGERS ARE THE 2024-25 SOUTH REGIONAL CHAMPIONS AND ARE DANCING ALL THE WAY TO SAN ANTONIO🏆

[Dylan Shaw @dylanj_shaw]

@CrosbyBaseball Legitimately giddy for when that happens

[Dylan Shaw @dylanj_shaw]

@CrosbyBaseball Some of the best Braves (and Auburn) content out there

[Southeastern Conference @SEC]

OUTRIGHT SEC REGULAR SEASON CHAMPS

🏆 @AuburnMBB

#SECMBB

[Dylan Shaw @dylanj_shaw]

Real anti-establishment

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The billionaires at Trump's inauguration have a collective net worth of at least $1 trillion:

Elon Musk
Tim Cook
Mark Zuckerberg
Jeff Bezos
Sundar Pichai
Miriam Adelson
John Paulson
Isaac Perlmutter
Shou Chew
Bernard Arnault
Sergey Brin

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Trump rants against 'the establishment'. My brother in christ, you're a billionaire, surrounded by billionaire robber barons and you just did a massive crypto scam. You are the establishment, you are the swamp. What a disgusting farce.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Dave Rubin said if Biden made it through a full term he would delete his accounts and retire

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Every single conservative is like this

[Bud Elliott @BudElliott3]

Hypothetical Alabama a little different than Actual Alabama

[Dylan Shaw @dylanj_shaw]

@BeaneaterB @ATLBlueJay If we gave Max that contract, this guy would’ve then complained about how we gave him too much

[Dylan Shaw @dylanj_shaw]

@BeaneaterB @ATLBlueJay I wouldn’t even engage with that guy lmao

[Dylan Shaw @dylanj_shaw]

@jrptigers I wouldn’t mind it as long as it’s not our only portal QB addition. More competition can’t be bad, but I’d hope we wouldn’t expect him to be the answer

[Auburn Basketball @AuburnMBB]

2024 Maui Invitational CHAMPS 🏆

[Dylan Shaw @dylanj_shaw]

@BeaneaterB Probably more accurate lol

[Dylan Shaw @dylanj_shaw]

@BeaneaterB I can’t decide if that guy is just a troll or is genuinely that insufferable lol

[Dylan Shaw @dylanj_shaw]

@jrptigers It’s him or Corey grant for me. No idea what Corey’s 40 time was but he could absolutely GO