Dylan Jenkins

Stand Up Comic/Bass Player/Provider of Netflix to 3-5 people at any given time.

[Dylan Jenkins @dylanjenkins89]

It’s a bummer that 4/20 isn’t the 69th day of the year.

[Dylan Jenkins @dylanjenkins89]

Vocally Tom DeLonge is the white E-40.

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@AreYouGarbage Youse guys need to get @amymiller on the pod!

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@ghostmodePDX Dude the “enlarged to show detail” is so fucking funny.

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@Tronfucious Mafia!

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A school bus filled with middle schoolers pulled up in front of me and the two kids in the back seat gave me the finger. Two kids not on their phones living in the moment, you love to see it.

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@ghostmodePDX I’m a Jazz man myself.

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Still trying gather funds for the old man and his wife.
I am wheeling and dealing art.
At very least rt this for yah boy

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I’m seeing a movie in a theater with my parents for the first time since Covid. We are here 40 minutes early and my mom is telling me about a Netflix show about remodeling kitchens. Five Stars.

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@Tronfucious So sick!

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@YosShallman I like the way this kid thinks!

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@Tronfucious @jonessoruthless @southsidechi South Side is incredibly funny.

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@RipCityEagle @SimplyBriPdx I respect the pettiness.

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@str8edge_milk Thank you!

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The first time I did stand up was at a work party. I opened with how happy I would be if a certain regular customer died a painful death. It killed and I was instantly addicted. He just passed. Bill, you racist, piss smelling, slow walking fuck thank you for that first laugh.

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@DanSoder are you the voice in these new dodge commercials?

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Shout out to @hbomax for allowing me to pull off the perfect double feature of Draft Day and Spotlight.

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Pro tip for selecting a perfectly ripe Passion fruit, hold it up to your ear, if you don’t hear flamenco guitar it ain’t ready yet.

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@SMcstank When he showed up in Winning Time I went out and bought some 7up

[Dylan Jenkins @dylanjenkins89]

In August of 1997 I saw Coolio at Z100’s Last Chance Summer Dance. He opened AND closed his set with Gangster’s Paradise. It was the best shit I had seen in my 8 years of life.