Dylan Jordan

[Reece vanB @RBelkum]

Me: Ay dude do you want a plaster? Dyl: no Me: I have disney land ones ? Dyl : Yes please ... Lucky owe got the mickey one @dylanjordan317

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I need to tweet more.

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*trains biceps* "Everyone in the gym watchout, there's a monster in the house !!a fucking BI-clops!!" @RBelkum

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Me and the homies ;) @CelineQ9 @RBelkum

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@121Training: Sore body today. Stronger body tomorrow.

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PUA @RBelkum

[Dominic Combrink @ComDom69]

Soon... bad decisions and forgotten memories .... prepare your livers and lungs @RBelkum @dylanjordan317 @Kylevs138Van @DylBridger

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@BrosConfessions: I have a relationship with my bros no girl will ever understand. @RBelkum @ComDom69 @Kylevs138Van

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You may honestly think I'm an asshole but as soon as you get to know me, you realize that first impressions are right, and I am an asshole 👌

[Celine vd Westhuizen @CelineQ9]

Thought of you two losers. And I laughed @RBelkum. @dylanjordan317

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@BrosConfessions: "If bros before hoes doesn't apply to you, then fuck you" @RBelkum @ComDom69 @Kylevs138Van

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@collegefession: "When I get drunk, I makeout with just about everyone I'm not supposed to."

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Guys please stop killing good songs :( @ecr9495

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Laughter can be measured in km's @RBelkum #killervibes

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What i think when i go on twitter: take these tweets and make them your own 😏