Dylan

[Dylan @dylanlambo]

@BloggingTheBoys Heartbroken

[Dylan @dylanlambo]

@Mr_Epic_Here It’s gotta be right behind ‘blacksmithing’ and ‘traveling’

[Dylan @dylanlambo]

@Mr_Epic_Here

[Dylan @dylanlambo]

@Mr_Epic_Here Do you have a Patreon?

[Dylan @dylanlambo]

@LeBard_ They didn’t count on you being 100% thug 💪🏻 Happy B-Day B-Rad 🎊

[B Rad @LeBard_]

almost 3 months premature and was incredibly tiny. Fed through a tube and lived in an incubator for a month. Premature babies have a 50% chance of survival. 38% are more likely to die before age 18. But fuck it, I just turned 25

[Justin Tinsley @JustinTinsley]

The Dallas Cowboys are the most toxic relationship of my life. It’s not even close.

[Dylan @dylanlambo]

@LeBard_ @Ryangolf2 They only sell one-ways

[B Rad @LeBard_]

we doing anything tonight fellas?

[Dylan @dylanlambo]

@Mr_Epic_Here @timbo_slice70 you heard them?

[Elyza Halpern (a.k.a. possumgirl) @elyzawithawhy]

“To save their company, Cinnamon Toast Crunch needs to make cereal classy again, and what’s classier than shrimp?”

[Dylan @dylanlambo]

@jblooooom @Tomas_Idoeta

[Dylan @dylanlambo]

@jblooooom @Tomas_Idoeta I miss Holly

[Dylan @dylanlambo]

@jblooooom @Tomas_Idoeta We wouldn’t know you don’t own up to bets

[Dylan @dylanlambo]

@jblooooom @Tomas_Idoeta Schniztel Garten

[Dylan @dylanlambo]

@LeBard_ I think that’s next Truckuary or Trarch

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I hate football.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

City Enters Phase 4 Of Pretending Coronavirus Over https://t.co/A5ZJbWnQP2

[Botcho @chachoooo33]

I’d let her take a bite out of my quarter pounder with cheese