Kid Rock

hot beef smothered in brown gravy

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I’m going to base my life off of Matthew McConaughey

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#DylanSaberMetrics it’s been exactly 2 years 1 month and 3 days since I was on Twitter last. Welcome back you beautiful degenerates

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Hey guys long time no see. Quick update on myself for y’all— yeah I’m still fucking miserable

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@Thatreillygal a condition of body and mind such as that which typically recurs for several hours every night, in which the nervous system is relatively inactive, the eyes closed, the postural muscles relaxed, and consciousness practically suspended

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#NewProfilePic

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I don’t

[BIG A @_aaysia]

I truly believe my generation will put an end to these cancer sticks !

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My New Years resolution was to allow others to go to the gym instead of myself. You’re welcome.

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@Starbucks should make a coffee with 10 shots of espresso and call it a 4 Mocho

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#DylanSaberMetrics stat of the day: that deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball

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hot beef smothered in brown gravy

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@Thatreillygal If you’re a trash bag I’m still taking you out 😏

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You’ve got ghost in your blood. You should do cocaine about it

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#DylanSabeMetrics stat of the day: Karl was born as— and will continue to be nothing more than— dirty brown water trash

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Dogs are loyal but cats don’t tell police where you hid your drugs

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I’ve used the same pack of pencils in my book bag for 3 years and I don’t think I could be more or an adult

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I think I blacked out for the entirety of 2018. I don’t remember a damn thing from it

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Who the hell put ueue in queue

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The “sorry I ordered your present too late and It’s just not here yet... that’s why you don’t have anything” game is gonna be way too strong this year

[DRACO ☆ @_ayosworldd]

I wasn’t expecting that 3rd picture at all