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Actually there were many officers' clubs that Yossarian had not helped build, but he was proudest of the one on Pianosa.

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@RoryStewartUK The Blur Rinse Brigade who selected Truss will be called upon again.

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@GETucker1 @RoryStewartUK Honest and trustworthy? That lot? Yes. It is too much to ask.

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@RishiSunak People to see. Places to go. You’re a busy man with priorities. It may be the 80th anniversary of D-Day but you have an election to win! We fully understand. You are a man of integrity. Tell us again about the independently-audited £2000 tax figure. We trust you. Honest.

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My friend Michael Twomey is fundraising for Alzheimer's Research UK. Check out their @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving https://t.co/lh5ImRKpjf

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@nadhimzahawi Thank goodness for the low tax party - were it not for the inconvenient fact that the tax burden on us is the largest since the 1960s.

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@implausibleblog Johnson is going to need a bloody big fridge with some bloody big locks on the door.

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@g_gosden So 27% of the top 10% voted to leave.

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@andreajenkyns My father died in pain and it was so difficult to get a doctor to prescribe morphine or to get any nurse to help. They were all too busy. Awful death. The NHS is broken. A new model must be adopted. The NHS is killing people. The statistics are awful compared to other countries.

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@NealOKelly @ChrissieA66 @brianmoore666 Just sue the twat. And calling you a twat isn’t defamatory for two reasons. One: The statement is one of opinion rather than an assertion and it is one that an honest person could have held. Two: it’s fucking true. You are a twat.

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@NealOKelly @ChrissieA66 @brianmoore666 You are stupidly ignorant if you don’t think this is defamatory.

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@jessphillips I was in a tent in Bannau Brycheiniog and realised I had no phone signal at all. After 15 minutes of sheer panic, a tremendous calm fell upon me and I became totally relaxed. The next morning I climbed up a ridge, the phone connected and I read the ‘urgent’ WhatsApp messages

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@mrjamesob @FinanceTiger But indirectly you are contributing to the money he makes from Twitter by using it and attracting over a million ‘followers’.

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@afneil Not sure they’re allowed to confirm.

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@Bbmorg By ridiculing the House of Lords and peerages, he has done a great deal of good. Who can have any respect for these appointees? Who can have any belief that that unelected body has any role to play in a democracy. Well done, Boris.

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@joycemcm @afneil Great statistics! Totally destroyed by Andrew Neil.

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@andreajenkyns Clueless. And incorrect in so many ‘facts’. This is woman is what’s wrong with politics. Totally blind as to the importance of integrity.

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@supertanskiii So men have no opinion because they are not women. They cannot have any opinion even if the aborted child/foetus is theirs? Yes of course. Even if the pregnancy was close to full term. No opinion whatsoever? None? What about the second/moment after birth? Still no opinion?

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@LBC @AndrewMarr9 Brilliant

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@ConsPost Don’t be so silly.

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@stevemag7 @NicolaSturgeon Don’t you know? Some insurance brokerage you’re a partner in!