Dylanmcdanger

I don't want to die in shorts.

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A New Path Forward for Community Supervision https://t.co/ZdyniUMIvt

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One thing I forgot about working in office but definitely didn’t miss was coworkers following me to the bathroom to continue a conversation.

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@zipcharlie

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Landing in Atlanta at 6:35, our flight to Dublin boards at 6:45..... Let's do this! 🛬🛬🛬 https://t.co/rP303ven7w

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Traveling to #Dublin with tasialexis she sucks. Europe, I will be inside you soon enough.… https://t.co/uTQrGK4ss1

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@Bethi_X that is a bold statement. I haven't seen Bourne but dear lord it must have been a pile of plot holes.

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@Bethi_X it's so freaking easy dude. So easy.

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@Frigginboom 6 of my friends went while I was at work and 5 of them fell asleep during it. That was all I needed to know about it

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@Frigginboom yes.

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@Frigginboom nice

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@thiefring sounds like Omar.

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Bobs Burgers finale was absolutely bunderful. Show never disappoints and i cant wait to see what the next 100 has to offer #BobsBurgers100

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weloveshortvideos: Barack Obama singing the Pokémon theme song https://t.co/6HIKyyimXA

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@lameoldgoat I'm in

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@lameoldgoat do you ever eat normal unhealthy foods?

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@lameoldgoat the life of a graduate has been good to me so far.

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@lameoldgoat I miss my hair...

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@lameoldgoat same

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I've been laying in bed this morning for an hour eating graduation cake, So far the life of a graduate is pretty sweet (pun intended)

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@Frigginboom savage AF