Dylan Murphy

Disillusioned but regretfully still a Leafs fan. Guy who tried journalism one time, now a pointless wanderer. CNA Journalism grad. He/him.

[Dylan Murphy @dylanmurphy329]

@daveL9293 @Leafslatest

[Dylan Murphy @dylanmurphy329]

@tinypeytz They literally don’t know that… because people are idiots

[Dylan Murphy @dylanmurphy329]

@SmokesIndoors Because he is who he is- a choker. Lights were too bright once again

[Dylan Murphy @dylanmurphy329]

@mrgrozz Paul threatened to set Rocket Security on everyone again if they showed his kid crying

Only he gets to make Mitchy do that

[r @6ffside]

they really stood ten toes down for their rapist goalie only for him to make history with the worst goaltending performance the stanley cup finals have ever seen

[Dylan Murphy @dylanmurphy329]

@KingMT3311 @Leafslatest I’d say choke harder back, but Mitchy already did that for ya

[Dr. Grizzo (PhD, MD, BA, MBA, 7'4 240 IQ) @mrgrozz]

Tried to ring chase on easy mode and wound up losing a ring to the team he could have gone to if he wasnt so hellbent on getting spiteful revenge over ELC bonuses

[Dylan Murphy @dylanmurphy329]

@joeyferg He COOKED tonight, Lemme tell ya folks
1 own goal
0 points
-3
85,000 tears on the ice
0 beads of sweat on his head 🔥🔥🔥

[Dylan Murphy @dylanmurphy329]

Where’s this so-called superstar who ‘wasn’t the problem’ in Toronto????

[Dylan Murphy @dylanmurphy329]

@mikecommito Looks good on him

[Dylan Murphy @dylanmurphy329]

@reporterchris I hope that little snake MM is crying

[Dylan Murphy @dylanmurphy329]

@tinypeytz This is a weird sentence, but here goes- it’s good but unremarkable. Both seasons now I’ve gone through these phases: watch ep. 1, then forget it exists for 2/3 weeks, watch a few episodes right in a row, think ‘still good’, immediately forget it again until after the finale airs

[Dylan Murphy @dylanmurphy329]

@Fallout

[Dylan Murphy @dylanmurphy329]

@berezin_goal Why do you feel the need to pollute everyone’s timeline with stupid-ass AI slop?

[Dylan Murphy @dylanmurphy329]

@KwnStorm Banksy-ass tweet

[Dylan Murphy @dylanmurphy329]

@SmokesIndoors Because he’s “funny” and he shakes his fists around like a drunk ignoramus when he announces “five minutes each…. For FIGHTING”

[Dylan Murphy @dylanmurphy329]

Pierre’s a joke of a ‘journalist,’ there’s no cheering in the press box buddy, and yet time and time again he spends his days shaking his ass for the Habs. How anyone can read his drivel or listen to his unintelligent ‘takes’ is beyond me

[Pierre LeBrun @PierreVLeBrun]

@thegoldenmuzzy It is crazy to think though that the Canadiens have already achieved this early in their program what Toronto couldn’t do in 9 years as far as getting past the second round. Mind boggling, really.

[Dylan Murphy @dylanmurphy329]

@Steve_Dangle Stank is just introducing himself to the series there with a little drive-by knock in the words of noted Habs superfan @PierreVLeBrun

[Adam Wylde @AdamWylde]

Kelly McCrimmon telling Toronto fans to "get over it" while taking out of his day to come on a Toronto radio station, as his team is about to play in the Final is objectively very funny

Too busy to think about Bruce Cassidy mid playoffs. Not too busy to think about Toronto.