DylanPresley

Alternate history for Elvis, Bob Dylan & The Band, The Beatles and classic Hollywood

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@ChetterHub - I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who remembers who was AG during the Epstein raid and “suicide” 👍

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@RobertFeder - He was definitely a class act. I knew someone who had the pluck to ask for an interview for her high school newspaper and he graciously agreed. As a college film student I sent him a VHS of my short film and was surprised to get a reply letter. He watched it and liked it.

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@670TheScore @DavidHaugh - I say disband the team. Get an expansion team

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@TheTweetOfGod - How divine! 🙏🏼😇

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Elon Musk Rushed To Hospital After Attempting To Impregnate Toaster https://t.co/achXky46Gl

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@harryjsisson - Was that once Epstein’s bus?

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@ProjectLincoln - Little Dorko was trolled by Trump

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@DavidCornDC - not until it gets to the Supreme Court

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@itsJeffTiedrich - Can someone be held in contempt of court for excessive flatulence?

Maybe the judge should extend his “gag” order to cover that?

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@LukeBarnett - Are you sure the mom pic is not Donald at a Rudy Giuliani dress-up party?

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@DavidHaugh - naaah. Fields showed something today at least. The Bears D didn’t

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@DavidHaugh - they would have probably failed

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@SenSchumer - good. Keep going!

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@itsJeffTiedrich - audio up

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@piyushmittal @cooperchip1 - audio up for the latest version

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- audio up for this, the latest version of the Lauren Boobert tape 🤓👋 #bobert

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@dan_bernstein - bears now playing for the number 1 and 2 picks next year

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@DavidHaugh - Bears now playing for next years number 1 and 2 picks

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@realTuckFrumper - maybe he’s testy because he didn’t get a good nights sleep

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@jonathanvswan - Slapaswamy