dyldobattier

I spit hot fire.

[dyldobattier @DylanRWilson]

@Jwill275 a revolution. #JaqAttaq

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(717): There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.

[dyldobattier @DylanRWilson]

You had me at spaghetti. @kwill3288 #FrancoRoast

[Kristin Wilson @kwill3288]

Finally got a good night's sleep last night. Hopefully today won't suck.

[dyldobattier @DylanRWilson]

This is completely you. @Jwill275

[dyldobattier @DylanRWilson]

Can't wear skinny jeans cause my nuts don't fit. #knots

[dyldobattier @DylanRWilson]

Get yo string cheese out of my pussy.

[uncle kels @kelsosuxx]

True Life: I'm addicted to Wendy's spicy chicken nuggets.

[dyldobattier @DylanRWilson]

@Jwill275 he just lapped my soda right out the glass like a son-of-a-gun.

[dyldobattier @DylanRWilson]

Mittens just sipped my mtn dew like he owns the place. #wtfmittens

[South Park @SouthPark]

"I am the dog, the big bad dog... The Hallway Monitor!"

[dyldobattier @DylanRWilson]

Just met Gretchen Line, i think my life might actually be complete.

[dyldobattier @DylanRWilson]

Your bitch come at me for wood and I'm the lumberjack. #ICan'tFeelMyFace @EricVMendes

[dyldobattier @DylanRWilson]

GOOD SHIT TEJADA!

[#takeyopantiesoff @yopantiesoff]

"James Franco didn't suck any dick last night? Now I kno y'all are trippin'" #ThisIsTheEnd #TakeYoPantiesOff

[dyldobattier @DylanRWilson]

Apparently they found Jesus's cross in Turkey?

[Notebook Fin @NotebookFin_]

What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness? - Jean Jacques Rousseau

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Today is National Orgasm Day!

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(646): Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.