Dylan, God Amongst Bees

false prophet (he/they)

[Dylan, God Amongst Bees @dylanstaples_]

I killed god and am facing the consequences

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@RatsPicnic He’s going to enlist

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r/jobcels

First interview in a month. Walked in they asked why my shoe laces are different colors. Said I just changed one out. “We don’t hire people with mismatched shoelaces. The door is that way 👉”

Chocolate milk and Wisconsin cheese bites.

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The snack I stashed in my bag 5 months ago just saved my life

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Eating very red soup wearing a very white shirt

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@ChipsBarbeque Yes. It’s a sandwich meta out there

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Contemplating the idea of making a sandwich

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@ChipsBarbeque No it was someone I saw. But I took notes

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Velvet track suit on the first date

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@VeinRichard If it’s not a slop diet I’m not interested

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Capitalizing the pronouns He/Him but only for Peter Griffin

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Crazy Family Guy predicted China in 2005 and now it’s one of the main things people talk about. Really shows the impact of the show

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Suffered a defeat

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Need some sort of lizard to guard my room

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2nd owl spotted

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Owl outside my bathroom

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Job listing said I had to work with fractions #nothankyou

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Spent the whole day tinkering

[Groby @groby5000000]

Lost in the caves again #mossfordinner

[Mr. Bug @XxBugL0verxX]

To find the bug you must think like the bug

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Putting my rain coat on to eat soup

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@jennifersnudes Blind and deaf but you already know that sniffer can smell some cookie dough