Dylan Tucker

Not white trash. Habitual line-stepper

[Dylan Tucker @dylanwhy_]

@small_wizard_ Can’t wait for the sequel next year!

[Dylan Tucker @dylanwhy_]

Did anybody watch “Dunston Checks In” growing up? It’s the movie with the orangutan in the air vents

[Dylan Tucker @dylanwhy_]

@Deportay @maydayparade Bc I’m a loser

[Dylan Tucker @dylanwhy_]

@Jawsh22 Still fine as hell

[Dylan Tucker @dylanwhy_]

Get into Seattle and there’s a woman smoking a cig and vape at the same time. Around the corner the local teenagers play catch with a fresh fish

[MMA Fighting @MMAFighting]

Finishing with style 😤

@JourdainAir threw heat until the final bell at #UFCVegas45 (via @ufc)

[MMA Fighting @MMAFighting]

So @bambamtuivasa… How many shoeys do you reckon you've done in your life? 👟🍺

"How many times has a priest been to church?"

Full #UFC269 ▶️ https://t.co/z0XzpAt4Fl

[Dylan Tucker @dylanwhy_]

I forgot where I’m from

[Dylan Tucker @dylanwhy_]

E-40 really said “booty softer than a king’s hawaiin roll” love that guy

[Dylan Tucker @dylanwhy_]

If Usman doesn’t win, I quit.
#UFC268

[MMA Fighting @MMAFighting]

FLYING KNEE KO!

Alex Pereira's debut did not disappoint 😳 #UFC268 (via @espnmma)

[Laura McConnell @LauraFMcConnell]

When #Autism goes out to party

[Dylan Tucker @dylanwhy_]

The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker theme music has thrown me through a time portal

[Dylan Tucker @dylanwhy_]

@small_wizard_ Buy me dinner first, you goddamn savage

[Dylan Tucker @dylanwhy_]

Getting tattoed behind the knee is BRUTAL

[Dylan Tucker @dylanwhy_]

@lndsymls Right, like fuck that (books again for next month)