Dylan Sutton

[MO 8-Man Football @MO8ManFootball]

@GarrettZoucha Red Team strikes again!
Albany’s Palmer finds Archie’s sleeper on a screen and Leeper does the rest. Platte Valley’s Ferry converts to 2pt run.

Blue 30
Red 16
4:16 left in the 3rd.

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

If Mike Tyson had known he would have watched his words carefully…

I have NEVER seen anyone who spoke rashly against God or the person of Jesus that didn’t eat their words back.

For the first time, I now know why Mike Tyson lost to Evander Holyfield

[Chase Daniel @ChaseDaniel]

I think you are referring to this picture when you say “Chase Daniel Mode”….then yes.

▪️Step 1: Put on 15 pounds of pure “dad bod.”
▪️Step 2: Curl a 30-rack of Keystone Light.
▪️Step 3: Pull up to Taco Bell at 1:47 AM, order one of everything
▪️Step 4: Get a Heisman invite 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Kansas City Royals are calling up slugger Jac Caglianone, one of the top prospects in baseball, sources tell ESPN. Caglianone, 22, is hitting .322/.389/.593 with 15 home runs and 56 RBIs in 50 games between AA and AAA.

[coachdrewsmith @coachdsmith22]

This kid is a stud. Take a look at him. Returning player of the year for 8 man is going to ball out again next year.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good Luck Gambling Duck

Must retweet to receive good gambling luck

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!

[MLB @MLB]

🤪

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Facts.

(Via: maybepargolf/Reddit)

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This is what an elite athlete looks like:

[Mizzou Football @MizzouFootball]

#TBT to John Mackey Award winner 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐦𝐚𝐧 🫡

#MIZ 🐯🏈

[🆎 @theABinKC]

#royals are above .500 and have won a series

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

April Fools.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

the good old days

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Never A Doubt ⏰

[Missouri Southern Football @MOSOFootball]

Long, versatile athlete with plenty of growth potential. Played both sides of the ball in HS.

Welcome to the Pride, Briar McIntire!

#FAATE x #NSD24

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Patrick Mahomes Sr was asked if he was sitting with Taylor Swift and Brittany Mahomes for the AFC Championship.

His response?

"I hope not." 💀

[Ty Hill @cheetah]

Jammed my ahh to Cancun 😂

[coachdrewsmith @coachdsmith22]

Talking to one of my assistant coaches and he brought up a cool stat. Archie football this year JH through Varsity went 26-0. This is a really cool achievement and a testament to the work these kids are putting in! #GBED

[Devin Albertson @DevinAlbertson]

Just all 7 guys on offense behind the ball before the snap.

Oh wait…

This is much more of a competitive advantage than what Toney did btw. Not even close.