dyl

just ur regular plant and cat dad • he/him

[dyl @dylanzacharyl]

It’s a beautiful thing to feel at home in a body you haven’t for 25 years, I can’t stop crying

[ً @prinkasusa]

This man murdered his pregnant wife then strangled both his daughters and threw them in a water tank. This is the picture they use when they speak about him. Privilege is really wild to me.

[dyl @dylanzacharyl]

I tell her all the time she has to get to 20, and shes never said no so 🤷🏻‍♂️

[dyl @dylanzacharyl]

I truly hate having an old cat you know, cause my god I have anxiety about every small little thing

[dyl @dylanzacharyl]

Like her joints are definitely worse, but this heat is sending me and I keep having to remind myself every heatwave she flops everywhere and she’s fine but idk since losing Billy I worry about her all the time

[dyl @dylanzacharyl]

You can tell I love my niece and nephew because I could just go back to theirs before I pick them up but they really like these lil jelly pots and I’m about to walk 15 mins out of my way in the blistering heat, no shade, to get them for pudding

[dyl @dylanzacharyl]

Convinced this baby monitor is here to stress me out cause why in 40 minutes has the temp in the twins’ room gone up near 2 degrees

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

he’s got to stop eating them

[emi ²³ ⁸¹ @pialbono_]

british people wouldn't complain about the heat so much if we still had calippo shots

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

men will literally write a song fantasizing about killing a trans woman and music critics will be like “he confronted transphobia and masculinity #goat 😍😍😍😍”

[yaphouse annie @traphouse_annie]

i get really really fucking tired of this discussion every time it crosses my screen. i need you to adjust all of your plans by 20 minutes so that you trick yourself into being on time. figure out coping mechanisms for your short fallings for the love of god.

[|･ω･) lexy☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @deathsmilesII]

as someone who's been fired for autistic meltdowns this thread is depressing & a stark reminder that the general public still has no idea what an autistic meltdown is, and thinks it's some sort of tantrum that can be avoided if you just try hard enough

[dyl @dylanzacharyl]

Still can’t believe my besties is 30 tomorrow 🥺 apart from 1 year we have seen each other through our twenties and now I get to see what her 30’s bring for her and I’m so excited

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

A likely thing for a pedophile to do

[Ben Mclaine @BenMclaine]

Me when I'm dying but the person trying to save my life is transgender and the ambulance has some bright colours painted on it:

[maya @jaanamaya]

“rape allegations ruin men’s lives”

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

What’s wrong with being the minority? Are minorities treated like second class citizens or something?

[💗 @ma1ybe]

This is sexist, isn't it ??

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

These aren't even jokes????

[𝙺𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝙶𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚜𝚘𝚗 @KateGleeson1]

When nobody gets jailed, beaten, disowned, fired, or killed for being LGBTQ+, Pride can retire. Until then, it’s serving a purpose. 🌈

[Tianna, the Writer @tiannathewriter]

India is expecting thousands of deaths because they are in 50degree weather and have high numbers of manual labourers. We don't even know the number of heat-related African deaths because you lot don't care about black people.