tote hag

park that car | drop that phone | he/him | 🍉

[ゆらぴこ🌼🐤 @yura_burstgirl]

Today i learned new American phrase...🇺🇸

Deadass💀

I deadass love Buc-ee's🦫🦫🦫

[tote hag @dylapidated]

@DiscussingFilm Kill him Saoirse!!!

[tote hag @dylapidated]

@dyl_lud Thought that was the girl from Hereditary

[tote hag @dylapidated]

@ringofspies Real Jersey heads know it should be baked ziti.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

mixing coke and cherry at the AMC slushee machine https://t.co/HVC4Fi7NFJ

[tote hag @dylapidated]

Keke finally gets to be in a room where her freak will be matched.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

This full lineup for Variety’s ‘Actors on Actors’ has been unveiled:

June 3: Jennifer Aniston & Lisa Kudrow
June 4: Keke Palmer & Sharon Stone
June 5: Kit Harington & Peter Dinklage
June 6: Kerry Washington & Tony Goldwyn
June 7: Paul Anthony Kelly & Patrick Ball
June 8: Bowen Yang & Rachel Sennott
June 9: Rhea Seehorn & Bryan Cranston
June 10: Marcello Hernández & Tracy Morgan
June 11: Josh Hutcherson & Elizabeth Banks
June 12: Noah Wyle & Sally Field
June 13: Claire Danes & Richard Gadd
June 14: Colman Domingo & Sarah Pidgeon
June 15: Jamie Lee Curtis & Mariska Hargitay

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i get so marnie off that tequila

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

when you have a friend

[christine 🌿 @xtinemarx]

an incredible read

[Max @Maxisntheree]

“Don’t hit us” 😭😭😭

[Kayla-Marie🇵🇸 @kaylamariePOP]

When Amy shumer came into my job and i said “Whats the name on the reservation?” and she scoffed and went “C’mon”

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Bite all of them in the trachea & never let go!

[tote hag @dylapidated]

@_ja_ce_ Update: he did forget it

[tay @hairball1952]

and the fact that it IS the greatest song of all time

[Chiquitita Mondragona @minogueama]

Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu

[tote hag @dylapidated]

Wendy Williams kind of a generational talent.

[REESE HAVOC ✨ @reesehavocnyc]

Tracy Turnblad in Without Love:

[tote hag @dylapidated]

What the fuck is a crave

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

First poster for ‘HEATED RIVALRY’ starring Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams.

It follows a pair of leading Major League Hockey players who harbor a secret: Away from their rivalry on the ice, they are secretly lovers.

Premiering on Crave November 28.