Caleb Pressley did the PERFECT setup for a joke, and Bob Does Sports walked right into it without realizing 😭😭
“Girls go to college to get more knowledge, but where did you go”
“I flunked out of college and moved to Florida”
“Where”
“Jupiter” 🤣🤣
A viral theory has people wondering if Trump confused UFC CEO Dana White with a DoD public affairs assistant who shares the same name when discussing the White House job…
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Breaking News: The Rev. Adam Hamilton became the first Democrat to win a Senate seat in Kansas since the Great Depression, according to The Associated Press, defeating Senator Roger Marshall, a one-term Republican. https://t.co/Qi4rnnJX4Y
Breaking News: Gina Hinojosa defeated Gov. Greg Abbott, becoming Texas’ first Hispanic governor and its first Democratic leader in decades. https://t.co/F0bzDfahA1
We have endless reports trying to solve the inscrutable mystery of why Stevens endorsed Rogers and not a single one I’ve seen has mentioned that her primary campaign was funded almost entirely by Republican donors, namely Paul Singer and Jan Koum via AIPAC. Isn’t this relevant?
Republican advertisers spent over a third of their ad spending on attacks against Democrat Abdul El-Sayed with messages that invoke terrorism, or reference Islam or Muslim groups, according to AdImpact.
The total sum spent on those messages: $46 million. https://t.co/ugHnSwN3oZ
If I wanted to turn this Vikings offense around, here’s what I would do:
Move #1: Trade Kyler Murray to the Ravens for a 2027 4th round pick. The experiment is over, Kyler is not a fit in the KOC system. Ravens need a QB after Lamar’s injury.
Move #2: Trade 2027 4th round pick (from Kyler trade) plus 2027 5th round pick for Kirk Cousins. Kirk is playing at a very high level and would be an immediate fit for KOC.
Move #3: Trade 2027 2nd, 2027 3rd, 2027 6th for Jonathan Taylor. Some might say it’s an overpay, some might be happy to keep your 1st. Either way, it’s a bell cow RB to control time of possession and keep the chains moving.
Your draft capital would look like this in 2027:
1st
3rd
5th
6th
To where an offseason trade of Jordan Addison could net you back the missing 2nd and 4th round picks.
#Vikings offense this season:
• 29th in yards per game
• 30th in passing yards per game
• 31st in offensive TDs per game
• 27th in PPG
• 27th on 3rd down
• 28th in yards per play
• 32nd in first downs per game