Dylan O'Brien

I’m naturally hilarious because my life is a joke

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I’ve been losin friends and findin peace

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why is the player of my simulation not letting me have sex 😞

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If the conversation isn’t about me then I lose interest, sorry

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after 30 it all goes downhill from here….

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@libraworId You’re like herpes, once you get it, you have it for life

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did you forget who the fuck I am

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@libraworId I’m like that annoying rash that keeps coming back

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@ChrissyCvstanza can’t believe it, have you actually seen me? I’m hot

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I’m not a drug addict, the drugs are addicted to me

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@sabbybcby Speaking of things you can’t get rid of, you got rid of that gonorrheoa yet gal?

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@sabbybcby Just when you thought you’d got rid of me I suddenly respawn

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@sabbybcby @blissonfiIm The morning after on the comedown but

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Everyone remembers where they were when they smoked their first bifter

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@sabbybcby Love that for us

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@sabbybcby You can rely on me to get fucked in a crisis

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@sabbybcby And I still haven’t tapped dat ass

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@sabbybcby Aight

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@sabbybcby You can’t be out here looking like that

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@sabbybcby Yooooooo pure mami vibes

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@sabbybcby Something about choking on dick