Dylan

I may not have many good qualities, but I DO have dimples.

[Justin @jdabre11]

45% from Latinos while running on a massive mass deportation campaign. I just don't get it man.

[Dylan @dyleannrimes]

joy we’ve come to a point in America where you absolutely can’t fuck with anyone that votes red from now on bc they elected a fascist rapist piece of shit

[Dylan @dyleannrimes]

Considering sedating myself until Thursday

[Dylan @dyleannrimes]

I already voted for Harris so I’d like to go into a voluntary coma until this election is decided like this shit is too much

[Dylan @dyleannrimes]

AI in America is crazy bc half this country already thinks Democrats have a weather machine and believe literally anything they see AI or not.

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

Donald Trump is the worst American who ever lived and it’s not particularly close

[Dylan @dyleannrimes]

@elementatrl it’s bloody shite if you ask me

[Dylan @dyleannrimes]

one day society will admit Kissin U by Miranda Cosgrove is the best song of all time and all will be well in the world

[Dylan @dyleannrimes]

why does no one want to play Demi lovato at this rooftop wtf

[Dylan @dyleannrimes]

Love buying vinyls and then storing them at my in-laws house so I get literally zero benefit out of it.

[Dylan @dyleannrimes]

hmmm it appears everyone is still super annoying and I’m the only funny person on this planet. see ya in 3 months.

[Dylan @dyleannrimes]

@elementatrl @breerunway And Ellie!

[Dylan @dyleannrimes]

she’s indecisive, she can’t decide

[Dylan @dyleannrimes]

@elementatrl So r u

[Dylan @dyleannrimes]

if you’ve ever been eating in your car and looked over and made eye contact with someone doing the same, that counts as a sexual partner.

[Dylan @dyleannrimes]

rascal flatts and pitbull joint Vegas residency please

[Dylan @dyleannrimes]

@haydenabaker I used to get almond milk but someone I trusted ran a campaign to cancel me so I do oat milk now

[Dylan @dyleannrimes]

Is getting like not whole milk at Dunkin a tax write off

[Dylan @dyleannrimes]

@haircutact and Nichole’s

[Dylan @dyleannrimes]

puked my Big Mac so eating another Big Mac now thank you