Dylan Ferguson

Occasional thoughts in public, with a remarkably outdated profile picture.

[Dylan Ferguson @dylferg]

Please @CountingCrows & @taylorswift13 hit a collab one of these days?

[Dylan Ferguson @dylferg]

VAMOS @cucurella3 💙

[Dylan Ferguson @dylferg]

Yoh, I’m putting on the washing machine without checking load shedding. Throw back to 2008.

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I’ve missed you @MBrundleF1 🏎️

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@Leon_Schreib Great work! by what time today is the ANC obliged to hand over Cadre docs if they have not already done so?

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Your customer service is beyond diabolical @MTNza I have been from pillar to post trying to sort out my watch eSIM. Which is a service that you explicitly say you offer.

[Dylan Ferguson @dylferg]

Hook me up new revolution.

[Dylan Ferguson @dylferg]

@davematthewsbnd pleeeeeese play Grey Street tonight in Cape Town? ❤️

[Dylan Ferguson @dylferg]

Your whatsapp check-in process is a revolution of ease and positivity - well done! @FlySafair #CustomerExperience #FlyWithFlySafair #FlySafairCares

[Dylan Ferguson @dylferg]

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I don’t know how Palmer stays so cool, when he’s mustard! @ChelseaFC @FootballYannick

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@aimlabs any ETA on aimlab for console coming soon?

[Dylan Ferguson @dylferg]

No more jobs.

[Dylan Ferguson @dylferg]

@FinanceGhost @MakingSenseHQ

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@emmahayes1 @ChelseaFC Just bloody fantastic! Outstanding!

[Dylan Ferguson @dylferg]

The local hipster just referred to me as someone as, “you’ll know Shrek…” It’s not wrong.

[Dylan Ferguson @dylferg]

YES! Frikken awesome you bloody legends @ProteasWomenCSA

[Dylan Ferguson @dylferg]

A major and consistent problem with your service @mrdfood is that drivers do not read instructions.

The only way they will learn is if tips are withheld until delivery is made. Please consider improving your service by figuring a way to code this into your UX.

[Dylan Ferguson @dylferg]

Dear self righteous, sanctimonious martyr.

We hate you. Kindly, fuck right off.

Regards,
Everybody