Dylan Goranson

[DeLetty @GrahamDeLaet]

Someone tell Pierre it's a knuckepuck not a knuckleball. #knucklehead #RBCDeLaet

[Drew Doughty @dewyy8]

Last day to vote for me so retweet this #NHL15DOUGHTY and I will pick someone for two free tix to Game 4 Blackhawks vs Kings.

[Great Minds Quotes @GreatestQuotes]

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." - John F. Kennedy

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

.@Science Anybody tasted one of them lab-grown pussies yet?

[Dylan Goranson @dylgor]

So if anyone with HBO would like to invite me over this evening to watch Game of Thrones that would be great...

[Dylan Goranson @dylgor]

@JayMill12 so is time going fast or slow in your current situation ?

[Dylan Goranson @dylgor]

Well to say I've had better weekends would be an understatement #ontothenext #lonelycamper

[Dylan Goranson @dylgor]

So three drunk natives were kicking a can down the street... #startofajoke #downtownyeg #truestory #bigcitysights

[Dylan Goranson @dylgor]

I hope good karma hits the graciously kind lady who passed on her all day parking pass today to me #payitforward #ChiveOn

[Jeremy Piven @jeremypiven]

The boys are back #entouragemovie

[Dylan Goranson @dylgor]

People reach a point where they ask is it even worth it? I'm nearly there and it doesn't seem like it is

[Dylan Goranson @dylgor]

#GoCanadaGo #Sochi2014 #GoldMedalGame #WeAreWinter #bringithome #goodnight

[Dylan Goranson @dylgor]

Anyone know if canada won the game today? #Sochi2014 #WeAreWinter

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

No one can MAKE you do anything.. but your Dad. When he says something, it's law.

[Dylan Goranson @dylgor]

So twitter tweeted a tweet for me in the middle of the night, must be a sign I need to tweet more #tweet

[Dylan Goranson @dylgor]

Hi!

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

Many girls will be receiving the gift of lingerie this #ValentinesDay.
Because that's just what true love is.
A man dressing you for sex.

[Tucker Max @TuckerMax]

The only thing that can save this opening ceremony is Putin saying "if I can change and you can change, then everybody can change!"