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UT liberal hack. Friendly neighborhood bi guy. Bikes. Dogs. Mental health.

[Nate Blouin @NateForUtah]

Disagreeing better is him blaming us for being divisive.

[D @dylorimer]

Never have I ever met a realtor who was worth anything more than their weight in horseshit.

[D @dylorimer]

Life is feeling a little bleak today.

Would you mind telling me about a time you experienced tenderness out in the world?

[D @dylorimer]

God damn the plans I made while my Ritalin was kicking, because now I’m tired.

[D @dylorimer]

Remember when you used to just show up at your friend’s house with little-to-no notice and then have a genuinely fun time doing whatever the fuck came to mind? Like with no plans?

Do people still have friends like that?

[D @dylorimer]

@poetickate I'm a pretty wholesome piece of ass, so on-brand I'd say

[D @dylorimer]

It’s my birthday on Friday!

For said birthday, I’m raising money for the Utah Aids Foundation—for every dollar donated, I’ll ride my bike 1 mile on my birthday weekend, up to 150 miles.

For every dollar after $150, I’ll still ride a mile, up to 40 miles per day ‘til I’m done!

[D @dylorimer]

Here’s the link: https://t.co/zBhFIgR9zj

[D @dylorimer]

Absolutely basking in one of the best birthday presents I’ve ever received.

[D @dylorimer]

The shared despair/desperation of all of us on the dating apps during the holidays is palpable.

[D @dylorimer]

I had the thought yesterday:

I have somehow managed to have the best year of my life during the worst year of my life.

I’m pretty damn proud of that.

[D @dylorimer]

In the least ironic way, I think I’ve finally reached the point where my job has broken my spirit.

[D @dylorimer]

If you need me, you can find me crying over the gbbo finale, per the usual.

[D @dylorimer]

@nickykens Let it be Fourth Wing.

[D @dylorimer]

@allitude Wine grind butter boobs 😂😂😂

[D @dylorimer]

Like, what did I do differently? Nothing. How much better does it look than normal? Significantly.

[D @dylorimer]

Had to do a double-take at my hair in my first meeting this morning, because apparently the air-drying gods are smiling down upon me today.

[D @dylorimer]

@pinball_wizard Onederful.

[D @dylorimer]

@MikeJonesSez

[D @dylorimer]

Sorry, wise-mind can’t come to the phone right now, but lizard brain would be more than happy to assist you.