Dylan Smyth

idk what I'm doing here

[Dylan Smyth @DylPixels_]

@statmuse Needs to start over Fox ASAP

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Dylan Smyth @DylPixels_]

@jamestalarico if you ever need a videographer in Dallas I would be happy to volunteer my time

[Dylan Smyth @DylPixels_]

@GregAbbott_TX You challenging James for having common sense views only makes me want to vote for him more.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see.

His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert.

Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

[Dylan Smyth @DylPixels_]

@Timcast Go back to Russia, liar

[Dylan Smyth @DylPixels_]

@matttttt187 You're a bot

[Dylan Smyth @DylPixels_]

@impactfbdata LB - Jacob Rodriguez

[Dylan Smyth @DylPixels_]

@WhiteHouse I hope the creator of Stardew Valley sues you

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

MAGA went from “vaccine passports are fascism” to “why aren’t brown people walking around with their papers?” in just a few years.

[Dylan Smyth @DylPixels_]

@cj_manpants @TortillasNTakes Coach said in the presser its just a rolled ankle

[Dylan Smyth @DylPixels_]

@WhiteHouse Okay then why not release the job numbers?

[Dylan Smyth @DylPixels_]

Red Raiders! College Gameday is free on the ESPN app (and maybe Disney+?). Get yourself an antenna for your TV and you're all set. Yes antennas still work.

[Texas Tech Football @TexasTechFB]

New era, New look 🔥

Coming in 2026

[Dylan Smyth @DylPixels_]

@DavidPattt

[Dylan Smyth @DylPixels_]

Me when I drink the kool-aid

[Lauren @LaurMichThom]

Me, every time I drink the @TexasTechFB koolaid

[Toddrick Gotcher @Leagueme_0]

Full circle moment! Great staff & great players. Officially coming back home. Texas Tech forever

[Dylan Smyth @DylPixels_]

@BrianBeckcom @on3 @andystaples In the SEC

[Dylan Smyth @DylPixels_]

@CEOBoo Did she have to write this? 😆

[J.B. Sauceda @jaybsauceda]

People nationally wonder why Texans are obsessed with @HEB.

It’s because they are the physical manifestation of the motto of Texas: Friendship.

They leap into action, no questions asked to help.

If you want to know what good corporate culture looks like, this is it.