dylan scoble.

banana slug

[dylan scoble. @dylscoble]

Yeah you might have looks and a great personality but are you able to properly throw a frisbee???

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Why are there so many vitamin shoppes

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@bigmuffgod why aren’t apples called apears

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I love this mf

[dylan scoble. @dylscoble]

Karma is a gyat

[dylan scoble. @dylscoble]

You’re telling me a Chinese chicken made this salad?

[dylan scoble. @dylscoble]

@lilythekittyy Get ur bread up and buy it yourself girlboss

[dylan scoble. @dylscoble]

Why did people stop saying “headass”

[dylan scoble. @dylscoble]

Im pretty sure this is my first tangible memory https://t.co/9EOCt5pwXv

[dylan scoble. @dylscoble]

are guys also allowed to girlboss

[dylan scoble. @dylscoble]

Equality over Equantity

[dylan scoble. @dylscoble]

@TsymbalovDavid 2020 conference finals…

[dylan scoble. @dylscoble]

Did you know tame impala is actually only one guy

[dylan scoble. @dylscoble]

Beef Wellington is a type of dumpling

[dylan scoble. @dylscoble]

brrrr skibididopdopdop yesyesyesyes

[dylan scoble. @dylscoble]

Dans Super Subs is where white collar meets blue collar

[dylan scoble. @dylscoble]

Prime Pitbull was up there with the greatest

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Balling like I’m Adam Sandler

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Fuck @TheCroods

[dylan scoble. @dylscoble]

Bass money fancy clothes

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Gonna start tweeting song lyrics again like I’m 15