Trying to watch Deller Consort recordings in the coffee shop but I keep having to manage YouTube ads for POLISH BRAS FOR EXTENDED CUP SIZES where a pair of ample but properly contained breasts pop up on my screen #targetedad
40 something year old yinzer kneeling on the sidewalk and trying to get me to gouge out his eye using some multi step martial arts move he was trying to teach me. my friend and her date look on
Middle aged man interrupts my conversation mid anecdote about a man I did not know pulling up on me in the street and trying to get me to go into his car to tell me that I had been raped in my mind and that he could have been really nice and the best thing to ever happen to me
Tacky home silver manicure, Dunkin xl iced coffee with cream, red tights that match the lining of my tan raincoat, John Donne complete English poems I’ve had since I was 15, sensible loafer pump