EST. 2018

Call the best! We’ll do the rest! 📲

[EST. 2018 @DynamicAutoInc]

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[Wheeljack @SJWheeljack]

genuinely cannot believe that the Diarrhea Forever meme turned out to be completely literal. this political era simply cannot be parodied or satirized. the stupidest thing you can think of can and will happen.

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Conservatives: If you stand in front of a car it should be allowed to run you over

Also conservatives: If an unidentified agent of the state stands in front of your car, he should be allowed to shoot you to death

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Zidane & Griezmann watching Olise attempt playing as a 10

[this foo @daveed_1931]

Latinos have proven that you can be poor and still make good beans please don’t try to defend terrible British food bc woke

[RZ @rxlfpacked]

The last likeable Argentine

[Vivian @suchnerve]

He looks exactly how I expected him to look.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Elections have consequences

[Zito @_Zeets]

This country is just one big scam

[ObtainerOfRareAntiquities @ObtainerOf]

You can just do things

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

bro they legit think they own the planet what the fuck

[Depressed Pittsburgh Fan @sadsteelersguy2]

I’ll say it - I think it’s completely disingenuous to blacklist Barry Bonds and Alex Rodriguez from the HOF but trot them out for every big event to do the media. Either blacklist them or don’t

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA 2021: “Don’t tell me to wear a mask.” “Don’t force a vaccine.” “Don’t tell me to stay home.”

MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply. Don’t die.”

[b @wwxwashere]

gringos are missing the world cup subplot where neymar retired, everyone cheered (WE WANT HIM GONE), but then a guy made an AI slop video of kid neymar convincing old neymar to play again in 2030. neymar commented on it and now everyone is afraid he will un-retire 😭

[Big Kahuna @TheMSeries1]

What happened in Atlanta for you to tweet this?

[EST. 2018 @DynamicAutoInc]

@nayibbukele Y pregunta a la gente en Canadá como le gusta. Si le gustó una década de Trudeau Jr? O de Harper?

Ps te entiendo los países son muy diferente. Entonces no es honesto de hacer un comparativo directamente. Pero, generalmente parce, ud sabe eso no es algo bueno. Porque me gusta 🇨🇴